My lady broke the thermometer, I used forums to watch what they do in such cases and came across a comment:
"I broke the thermometer of mercury, I think I collected all the mercury at home, I will surely not die from mercury, but from them."

It is easier. I want sex with at least two different people. Ideally three. Because to fuck the same thing every day... well, I don’t know how much it takes to be a poffigist. Where there is no diversity, there is no pleasure. If she and her girlfriend were changing on a daily basis, and on Sunday they would have arranged a group shower, he would have beaten her to death.

Usually the diversity in sex reduces a man to the replacement of a partner
but to the replacement of the partner, you are what"in the first case I ipu, and in the second we iput"
Change the stereotypes in your head.

I watched on the internet reviews about one of the licees.

111: It is a wonderful place.
222: Per the best educational institution in Moscow and Russia.
333 Do not go here!!! This shit is hard to fuck!! to

(The last review, I would say, confirms the first two!)

Are you a fan of Japanese cuisine? I propose to sit in Marokama on Mendeleevskaya. We meet at 17.30 in the subway at the end of the hall where there is a deadlock.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
My name, my name, my name! (C) And specify the day and year for every case.

What is Mary busy with?
With the help of modern technologies carries out a targeted sample of dynamic visual materials for pheline therapy.
Do you watch videos with cats during working hours?! to
and UGU.

I just unpacked the clock, I wear it. There is a chip type of training - well go so many steps at this pace. I run to the bus station, not because I am late to the bus, but to the toilet. Before that, I made a task. He struck very strongly. I sit down, I start the process, the clock rings and it is written on the screen - You have reached the goal! I fucked and roasted!

In college, she worked for some time in an office, where the vast majority of employees were retired military personnel.

One day, passing by the chief's office, I heard a fierce dispute between my chief and the chief of another unit, a retired general. Behind the door came an astonishing argument:

- Nikolai Ivanovich, you are no longer in the army, there is no use of grass painting here!

You understand, David, you can’t just take it and move to Rostov. First the referendum.

You can walk naked, but only in shoes.
This will protect your family from a possible panic attack.

We throw away the waste of life activities in the hell bowl nearby, very ecologically, especially, it likes to regularly get stuck in the quad-cyclists, who badly borrowed the holidaymakers with mates, orams ("E** mother, again stuck, b**, p**), the smell and the roar of the engines.
Never before has the expression "blend shit" had such a direct meaning.

Teleportation will appear in Russia by 2035
Finally, they realized that it was much easier to invent a teleport than to solve the Russian road problem.

On June 23, a majority of British voters voted for leaving the European Union. However, many only the next day began to search on the Internet what exactly they did.

According to Google Trends, the most popular question about the referendum after the closure of polling stations was: "What will happen if we leave the EU?"

The second question was “What is the European Union?”

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From a conversation with your colleague (and maybe with you):
Do you have children? and no.
What if they are? - will not be (convinced pair of childfries >30)
What if they will still be? will not be!
And why? –...
From there:
Did you have animals? Yes, the cat is dead.
from what? Animals do not die from old age.
(At the time of the cat's death, I was 20, the cat lived in the family before I went to school, and most of the cat's life fell on the hungry 90s, when they themselves, that is, there was nothing special, but about elite animal feed and did not hear.)
As a result, the cat was not given to us with the explanation "we are looking for more mature people". Half a year has passed, on the photo of the cat I still encounter on the forums, probably no one has yet missed the cat

What is the difference between Israel and Siberia?
and none. It’s cold and everyone speaks Russian.

Ordinary everyday underwear, without any there are sexy swimsuits is even more closed than some swimsuits.
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It is still fine.
I once had to cross the courtyard in a soldier’s “beluge”, looking at me as if I was walking absolutely naked (although it just closes everything up to foot).
And then there was many times in shorts-swimwear, no one led the eye.
— — — — — — — —
This is a new irritant.
If two girls were to run into my room (one in underwear, the other in the curtain), I would be stressed with the second option.

From the correspondence:
Give me a warming cold.
Light from the factory table. Are you not heating?
Butter, butter...

1: And where in Moscow or nearby Moscow you can ride horses for those who can’t?
Two carrots any?
Third: BGG
A brother bought a daughter pony. Everyone was able to get off the horse. The Norwegian appeared. Brother in hospital with two fractures.

Another girlfriend of my childhood, when the breasts began to grow, began to wear clothes, the sting was not visible. Apparently, out of a sense of stubbornness, she has grown such a chest that you can’t hide anything. ;D

xxx: I am still impressed by the pediatric conference six months ago, in which one of the reports smoothly crossed into protective stories about homeopathy and water memory. I still spit.
xxx: I was delighted by one thing: After the meeting "Colleagues, do you have any questions to the rapporteur?" from the first rows was a quiet but clear "Yes. Are you fucking serious?I do not know whether this question was answered, as I was urgently evacuated from the room so as not to get stuck with Facebook spams to death.

xxx: I wanted to buy an aluminum strap, searched through the internet. So I now on all sites offer to buy aluminum in alloys. Do it yourself, in short.
YYY: I was just looking for something on Linux on your computer...