"GPRS" - the word insulting, and I will ask it next to the word "Internet" not to use.

Starkoe wrote:
I’ve been driving for 1.5 years on the five. I do not regret. Then such a shit from a new foreigner! It is untransmitted. Do not deprive yourself of pleasure!

Calculator wrote:
Where is logic?:))) Before buying an apartment, for example, in a villa with bombs to live, but then such a shame from a new apartment, huh?

C Mail to
XHH: and where do the waste from aircraft sortings go, in the sense, do they reach the ground?
In the atmosphere fly special junk fighter jets and pick up bombs not to let them fall and ruin someone a picnic or sunrise.

Only a cat can make you eat!

Liquid Sky: This is the shit.
Liquid Sky: I roasted chicken, I thought I would eat the scratches from the scratch
Liquid Sky: this black plastic scarf is melting, floating, and I AM EATING THIS DREAM!

In our elevator, the lamp is turned on every 20 seconds - it's time to change, but the residents are in a hurdle. And on the back wall a mirror, but covered with cardboard, as the house is repaired - so that it is not broken when the furniture is carried. Well, I called the elevator, screwed something in the phone, went in, pressed a button.
Here for some reason turned and suddenly the lamp turns on and shines out of the darkness a creature with big eyes that is watching me.
The fucking mirror finally shattered, I barely had to change the pants.

XXX: Who are you working for?
YYY: is a software carrier.
XXX: What are you doing?
and processors.

In Russia, when appointing ministers, there is always a difficult choice: to appoint fools will ruin everything; to appoint smart ones will ruin everything.

XXX: Why should I know about flows, processes, and some quantum if the processor knows everything about them.
YYY: Why should I know about atoms, molecules, and some hemoglobin if Google knows everything about them?
ZZZ: Two or three more comments and we’ll get Zen.

XXX: I sit in the cinema with a girlfriend, the film Harry Potter 7 part 2, is a very tense moment where someone killed someone. Here at the guard sitting near the door at the entrance to the hall begins to noise, noise was heard throughout the hall. After the noise a dialogue broke out.
"Lehah, if the girl is going to pass by the box in a white saraphan, value her buffer.
3 seconds of response)
Acrylic is...
XXX: The room was in the box.
YYY: haahahahahah =DDD

I (from the audience I read): When you leave, turn off the light.
Why are we not loved everywhere?( by

I dropped for 2 months to relatives, forgot to remove the password from the computer.Question: how to explain to parents, who remained at home, that the password "Nahui fucked from my computer"?

My husband and I are shopping in a supermarket. I carefully take the chicken eggs in the package and give it with the words: "Be careful as yours."
In response: "I should scratch them?"=