Reminded...
"Savchenko for half a minute described the political situation in Ukraine with a matte"

In the summer of the 1990s, I visited my grandmother in the village. At this time, the first channel showed a floating Brazilian melodrama series, the viewing of which was a ray of light in the lives of local women. Once a certain aural happened to my grandmother, and she and her neighbor could not watch the next series. My grandfather saw. And here the grandfather in the language of Savchenko recounted the love story of the "hero of the sick" and the "pi-dy of the cockerel" (the names of the main characters the grandfather did not know). I recounted. My grandmother and neighbor understood.

Johnny Depp bought a couch from the Kardashian show as a gift to his daughter.

For an artifact from a popular reality show, the actor paid about $7,000.

Here, my daughter, is a gift for you. In this sofa curtains ta-a-akie ass...

Two friends
You’re so funny when I’m drunk.

We opened a bar "Gandalf" in the city. I say to my wife:
Everything is branded. The "Gandalf" condoms will soon appear.
The Wife:
And the slogan – "You will not pass!"

> The pedestrian cannot violate the rules

That’s where these fucking nests are, that’s where they come from.
Unfortunately, such a pedestrian has the right to appear on the street only accompanied by a guardian or sanitarians.

Yesterday we had a beauty contest among volleyball players.
YYY: It is a good. Volleyball women mostly sympathetic, and also all slim, tight, beauty in one word)
XX: Well yeah... And what kind of crap they give (

Microsoft has announced that it will end support for Paint
XXX is yes!!by 1111
XX: Did Paint have support? Didn’t they make the last functional change?
yyy: Ned, in the last update (not very long ago, by the way) they ally - added an image cut by highlighting!
xxx: Now they stop supporting because they have attained perfection.

XXX: And ZZZ and I last week at Seliger pulled leeches and drank milk.
YYY: Milk with fish, zórow!
XXX: I just didn’t want to use the word “vodka” publicly, suddenly the kids read us.

Evolution says: You can’t succeed, make children. Maybe they can.
The next iteration is similar.

The little boy from the walk came and immediately to the TV - cartoons for children is all! I go into his room, and he stands with his hands up at the TV. I ask :
What about the hands?
and A? Without breaking away from the TV.
Why did you raise your hands?
It is Mom.
Mom about it?
She took off my sweater!

Amatorero: No, I am a little confused by the kindness form "parallelepidics".

And we were at work: we will answer you immediately within 10 days.

They say little positive news, we launch a new section: "Good news", friends, what good has happened to you lately?

XXX is on vacation!
Yyy: Escaped from the gauges
Zzz: There were two spices in the spread.

Teach your children to eat with their left hand. Then, sitting behind the compass, they will thank you.

and. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.

You are absolutely right :) When you don't love a person anymore, you don't want to invest anything in him and start to count, share and move away.

This week’s hat object is a bike-ovula with a separate family budget.

If you want to cross the cartoons, take the full movie Tom and Jerry meet Leopold the cat. The foolish mice have something to learn from Jerry, and the foolish Tom, respectively, from the wise Mr. Leopold.

XXX is Funny
XXX: Trying out the Sun
XXX is working
Until he prayed, the sun was burning, then only occasionally appeared.
yyy : ))) is logical
XXX: Yes Yes
xxx: I was told that the cream was very strong, but I didn’t think it was so straight

Have you already had a child, and you order all the pizza, as teenagers or singles?

So, well, and not to go to the pizzeria / tractory / osteria also adults (there cartoons, if anything, do not show))?
Or adults+families must necessarily cook crack at home (preferably from products grown in the country?)

Here I read this joke about mercancy in marriage and wonder for two reasons: 1) What does this joke do here? Not a forum, not a forum. FIG with him. 2) Nobody notices the norms? People who write about the fact that the budget should be common and in addition to the material contribution there is also intangible, give an example of their own long and continuing marriage (15.9 years, etc.). Men and women also write. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.