In the year 2030, a celebrated wedding photographer is interviewed.
Do you have any other stories that you didn’t use in your wedding filming?
Oh yes of course! For example, a witness fucking a bride on eternal fire using a bondage, and a fatu as a clap!
- It seems like this company you used 10 years ago to shoot the magazine "People"?
and yes? In the hand of the bridegroom?

Catherine: Oh, I am pumping through financial literacy here.
Lola: Yes I understand it.
Because I am too poor to remain financially illiterate)))
You know, practice has shown that you can live a thousand a week.But fucking, reluctance)))))))))))))))
Ekaterina: A thousand a week to live in general

In one chapter in the soc. Networks survey:How to make a girl start to watch the figure?
Vasily Smolny
Shake your ass, say "oh, the wave has gone!"

I work in the media. A letter arrives at the work mail.
"Good day to you!
I am sending the release "The Post of Russia does not plan to rebranding".
With respect,
Specialist in public relations of the UFPS of the Nizhny Novgorod region..."

Options for headlines to news:
Nothing happened on the post today.
and
Post of Russia: we put a bucket on your opinion

I am standing at the entrance, three boys of eight years and one of five years old pass by:
If you are going to offend me, I have an older sister, I will call her.
How old is she?
I don’t know, maybe 50 years.
It was so funny)))))) a serious argument)

X: Yes, the pigs are all there.
Y: Well, I am in a poch)
X: The choice, by the way, on the nose. Candidates are everywhere.
Y: Eehh, if they were really hanged... and so only the posters

was recently at the exhibition. There is a small young man in a cage. Behind it sits her master, such a small and unthinkable man. On the cage a colorful bench with a photo of the cat, breed, name, age, pet - all honor to honor.
On the side of the cage, a white white paper of wind control was placed. A woman approaches, begins to carefully read a paper of wind control, trying to disassemble the doctor's carcass: "Shaya...shalom. berry...beria...ze..." And joyfully screams somewhere to the side "Ira, Ir go here, see what a cat here is a breed of shalomberidze!"

The owner of the abicca arises, and with such a roaring baritone, he says very kindly: "Shalamberidze is me! And this (referring to the stand with the photo and data of the little girl) is ABISCIN!"

The XIII:
It was funny, but I had a real dialogue.
Did you not notice anything?
Has your hair cut?
No is!
A new dress?
and no.
I don’t know then...
I cut my hair!
So I told you first.
You guessed, and I wanted you to notice.
and?? to

From Habr. Article about Google’s driverless car and digital simulator:
And why would Google not make this simulator online, so that everyone can ride next to that Google car, simulating the “real” behavior of drivers?
WOW: Because then it will happen that a crowd of angry drivers will be chasing a Google car with destructive goals.

Every time an additional mechanism for security is invented, somewhere another mechanism of natural selection on the level of intelligence is sad.

His parents from Italy brought him Mussolini's bust
Yyy: This is what I understand the healthy attitude to my son’s hobbies.

XXX: I torment the acinator. The question "your character is a teacher?" "yes", the next one immediately after it "your character is familiar with the devil?" I even got confused somehow...

In the year 97 we also gathered in the playrooms and cuddled until the morning, until the dawn. And nothing—normal people worked out, except for those who were sitting or accumulated from drugs...in general, I was the only one left.

A friend issued a great slogan for advertising cigarettes with a superagent surname: "Bond-die, but not now".

I sit on the internet, I don’t touch anyone. And here begins the siren of emergency situation. It is never funny such a sirene, which voices on our entire AND area, and, in the current situation, can even signal military actions. I was scared, looking out the window. I don’t have a telephone to know what it is. I started breaking the internet. And here is what I found on city.dp.ua:

“Before the start of the “Hody of Glory” at 10:15, the entire region will stop and honor the memory of the dead in the ATO zone with a minute of silence, and the service of the HCS of the region will turn on its syrene. The signal, which usually symbolizes an emergency, on this day will be a symbol of respect for the heroes of the country, who gave their lives for the future.

ppp: they would still have an air parade from bombers immediately after the syrene launched - it would be fun at all.

I drink, you drink, we drink, you drink
A disappointing class.
It came about Russia.
The story...

I look at the unknown strawberries, bought by my favorite in the store.
I ask :
What is it?
In response to the whole apartment is distributed
E-e-e-o-o sparring a-a!