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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35055
 25.08.2010
Knight GTR: Today I saw the worst dream of my life... To wake up, I had to close a bunch of pop-up flash banners. He woke up...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35054
 25.08.2010
Priestly
Yesterday the screw at work burned... thoughtfully burned - "If the corpse suddenly disintegrated...." I continued in the original "And not a friend and not an enemy but so...."

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35053
 25.08.2010
<Trank> I stopped drinking
<Tranks> has started playing sports
<Richard> oO
<Chigivarkin> the elevator is turned off? Beer on foot?
<Tank> yes :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35052
 25.08.2010
We fought this morning.
He said, “Didn’t you get up from that leg?
She: No, I didn’t go to bed with that.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35051
 25.08.2010
At 9 p.m. on Thursday, a signal from a resident of Baltic came to the operational duty center "Gosakvaspas" that her husband and three other people were lost in the forest in the area of the village of Color. Among the dead is a seven-year-old child. Rescuers contacted the victims, but they asked not to rescue them until morning.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35050
 25.08.2010
Modern technologies: unmanned vehicles
>> Engineers test the following systems:
>>Development of bands
>Interesting, what is the system "Surprise Disappearance Detection Markup" they have? and :-)
More interesting - whether there is a system of sudden disappearance of the road, for Russia it is very relevant.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35049
 25.08.2010
What about your tooth and hand?
yyy: as bad employees
XXX in the meaning?
Yyy: one is not in place, the other is sick)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35048
 25.08.2010
About the sick:
Life is full of surprises and incredible discoveries.
If your girlfriend has a random event generator instead of a brain!!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35047
 25.08.2010
Freija : A really existing organization:
Freija : Limited Liability Company "Cushman and Wakefield Styles "
Freija : Particularly delighted this "and Rybokobylko"!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35046
 25.08.2010
Polygraphy (12:35:39 25/08/2010)
The fucking. Television with smells.

Captain EMO_o (12:35:53 25/08/2010)
The 5D Video

Polygraphy (12:36:21 25/08/2010)
You wake up in the morning, and the whole house smells of fried eight legs. What a shit?! This is what Makarevich tastes!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35045
 25.08.2010
When will the new house come out?
Yyy:When the cancer on the wolf mountain gets sick

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35044
 25.08.2010
How is Moscow different from yogurt? They say that there is a living culture in the latter.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35043
 25.08.2010
Xxx: girl, you’ve gotten into me)))
YYY: You can just get into it!and XD

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35042
 25.08.2010
What is Surrealism?
In short, this is a direction in art, characterized by the expression in its work of all the trends of consciousness, abstract and incompatible figures there, all things.
- O_O
In short, images of the Unknown Yobana Hui

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35041
 25.08.2010
It is foolish to hope to accomplish something global, for example, to establish peace in the world, to arrange happiness for everyone, but everyone can do some little thing that makes the world a little bit better.
For example, shoot someone.
— T. Pratchett, "The Fifth Elefant"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35040
 25.08.2010
HHH
What prompted him to get married after so long?
YYYY
Marinina's parents, her tears and the inability to say her decisive male is not...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35039
 25.08.2010
xxx: by the way, in all the rooms there are built-in refrigerators - windows)) they are equipped with a special compartment between glasses for storing a large amount of food)))
yyy: in my distant childhood my dad so the cat between the frame closed (:
Was it a harsh cat? Or the father?
yyy:two fools just) the cat was small yet and fit perfectly on the side, dad so checked it grows or not)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35038
 25.08.2010
Tagged with: "warriors of light"
Wild vampires rising up in the sun caused massive forest fires!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35037
 25.08.2010
The obligatory duties are written:
The company does not tolerate marasms at work, marasms must either be eliminated or understood and agreed with its feasibility.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35036
 25.08.2010
xxx: Another flash flash sparked out of the parent’s nest... xxx: you can say, went away, swung up with wings, into adult life...
Fuck, where did I fuck her?

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