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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №150844
 25.08.2018
Great is not the one who can solve any problem, but the one who does not have it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №150843
 25.08.2018
Review of the driver on BlaBlaCar:
I was driving this driver from Moscow to Voronezh. The car is new and comfortable. But in the middle of the road, an emergency occurred - I started fighting. I was on 9. They were literally stopped in the field. If it wasn’t for my mother who accompanied me, I don’t even know how it would end. No help from the driver, my mother did everything. The driver was smoking nervously. He was quickly and carefully taken to the hospital.
I do not recommend the driver - he is afraid of the blood type, useless in non-standard situations.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №150842
 25.08.2018
All the most important events in a person’s life happen when he is completely naked. Birth, first sex, the last mortgage.

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