If a man falls on his knees, he becomes a shit to everyone.

I went to a car shop a day ago. In the cage hanging on the shelf, a large, green poppy was sitting and cutting in my direction with a bad look.
Looking at a bird in a place where goods are traded very far from nature, he asked:
Does it help buyers?
- Not to say that very - he sends them to her, - thoughtfully replied
The seller.

Professor at the University:
Unreported is not a problem. The most important thing is when you have children.
Give them up! Then come the unborn children and bring them.
Unfinished reports. Do not break this closed circle.

With‎
Is your contact blocked?

It is‎
I do not know

C is:
For this answer you must definitely be raised in office and salary!!! to

She: You are not sleeping?

I’m drinking coffee 😉

She: Hey, how many cups?

I: One, but caviar, with nuts and chocolate syrup!

She: Well pepper, nuts increase potency, chocolate for the mind, and coffee you will not sleep)))))))

I: Ah, I’ll be watching the stand all night with a smart look)))

**************

Up the eyes.
The boss watched.

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and Romess:
The santechnicians came, all the tubes were sprinkled with the Bulgarian (even in the bathroom and in the shower), and they said what new ones would be put after the new year...well, aren’t the jokers? I left two shells of workmen and everything... and rub them in the pants and don’t wash for six months!

[D][a][r][t]TM:
Right is?

and Romess:
Fuck you fellow!! to

I love my gender, he is a very advanced user and only pulls me really, in extreme cases. Here is his castle. In terms of intelligence, it is inferior to ameba and pulls even to reboot the comp. On one of those days my titanium nerves didn’t stand and I crashed into the office of the gentrician and put forward an ultimatum – either his head was forcibly repaired or I was fired (12nix servacles and a salary of also 12,000p). This is a serious argument). The next day, during the meeting which was held by the mayor and at which all the chiefs were present, the gentleman entered and solemnly handed him a rubber brain from the shops. I don’t have to call Ameba, I don’t have to call any of the people present. I love my gender =)

Is it possible to develop the ability to hold a blow?
Bring the flag of Kiev Dynamo through the Spartak sector

<DiNk@> so I want a fairy tale...good and with a happy end))
*zZz...zZz...zZz changes the nick to Storybook_with_good_end
*Dinli changes the nick to Good End
*Tumkalo changes the nick to Good End_Story
*Ghost changes the nick to Fairy_End

XX: Where do you usually go?
I no longer drink anywhere.
XXX Why?
Yyy: I let you ask "why". The goal is achieved, I am pleased.
XXX: Will you get rid of it?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?
YYY: It’s obvious – to ask again. You can see how easily you can be manipulated.

1st Do you know who Yoko Ono is?
2nd I know! wife of Yeshua.
1st O_O
2nd A! No is. Wife of High. Oh no no! Wife of Lenin.
1st O_O