I am Ebu.
Two hours of night. I am already in bed. I hear,
A terrible sound, like
The pyramid heads its enormous
The sword. When I pray, I look out the window.
A drunk man wraps an old Soviet
The refrigerator.
I adore this country.

Credo: I was in a shock at all, I thought tea would not be something to drink...and there is no tea.

From comments to the article about the "elections" in the Belarusian "parliament":

I, 23:08, 23.09
And I bought salad in the buffet at the polling station, 2 kg at the price of 29,000 tonnes per kg. It costs 55,000 in the market. Of course I did not vote.

Alesi Z., 23:24, 23.09
Is it normal or also falsified?

Yesterday I drank with a friend: today to work, from the hellish hammer, I found literally nothing in the kitchen, except some probiotic Olin (at the time the cat was taken). At the end of the day, the hand removed. This is the power of veterinary medicines :-)

xxx> here I encountered a qualitative example of nonconformism at work
xxx> worked with us in the summer, the 15-year-old son of the boss, Kolyan. Without much enthusiasm, I was probably forced to work. Then at the beginning of the school year I left, I go off the next day to remove his computer, and I see, the keyboard under the gap is written "Go all of us";.
xxx> I think this is an infection, I should have to remove it. A week later he came here for something, apparently his mother called for help. We go together in the elevator, and I ask, “Did you write on the key?” and “Yes,” he replies. This is what I wrote".
And I even wanted to slander him, because by the hardness of my gaze I realized that before me was a young but harsh post-cyberpunk rebel who had embarked on the bold path of fighting the hated Corporation. Such people have respect.

Banifaci (13:55:01 24/09/2012)
Who are you studying for?

TvAia Kisa § (13:55:26 24/09/2012)
by TP

XXX: How is the cat? Is it okay?
YYY: In general, yes...only before that night she was lying in the abdomen area when I was sleeping on my side. I thought it was my phone on the silent, and from all the way I hit my cat on my head and said Allo.
YYY: She was surprised no less than me.

Katrina: Judging by the number of valentines, my personal life peaked in fifth grade (c)
And the lesbian...

Our company has its own flag. Everyone who goes to an unusual place takes it with him for a memorable photo.
A photo from Japan:
On the shore of the Pacific Ocean.
It is on a skyscraper in Tokyo.
The first comment:
MM: If you’re on Focusi, you can’t bring the flag back :)

@CheeseVinyl: Always scratched in school when the teacher spoke "left hand"
@l0ldbl00d: @CheeseVinyl he actually said "Let's rock!"

Petrosancy in couples is petrosancy.
The one-group is forged in its bag, gets everything in a row. I say:
He has uncovered his black hole.
She is not black! She is pink...
Well you know, "the pink hole" sounds even worse...