According to Statistics most SMS with the texts "I Fool your reports...", "Drop your job in your ass.." and "... so to the director and pass on!They fly to Russia from Turkey, Egypt and Greece.

I looked in the refrigerator yesterday, and there was a mouse hanging.
I didn’t see it tomorrow, I didn’t. My son probably ate breakfast.
Werewolf-Prankster

by 111:
mya... this is how we live... in the street cold, and I without a jacket)))) shovel, the jacket lost the baby))))) happ thought clothes time - look, and her no)))))))))) then used the shoes and remembered that the entire last winter in shoes I wandered so and not buying shoes)))) and shoes in the spring broke out)))) I generally walk in a sweater and sandals like an idiot))))))
by 222:
) )
by 222:
and
by 222:
It happens
by 111:
I have to come somehow to the marketplace and buy a cheat... I will not get all together... interesting but can I overwinter in sandals and in one sweater?

A dream is fulfilled:
I work Sis. Beer at the Beer Shop! :)

1: Is it evil?
Milla joke with her again.
1 What?
2: the last time she put me the condition... like either I or beer... well, I walked with her every day, accompanied, and then went to the store near her house, bought a bottle of beer and drank on the way home. Dick, she believed that I stopped drinking beer for her... and the guy yesterday said to me, “I’m so happy that I’m more precious to you... you appreciate me, blabla... I’m letting you drink a bottle of beer.” I go into the store... I say give you a beer... and the seller of the frog in response "Do you get the Baltic? as usual?"... not a scene...
The first one ?

On the weekend, the guy had a wedding, on Monday morning I write to him in the aska:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx How about family life? :D
Fuck, one more one! Go to HBO!! to
YYY is Offline

80% of the bacteria are not on the teeth, but under the toilet.

and split:
It seems to me that 11 hours is not only a time consisting of two 1, but it is also a time when an hour will be without an hour.
by NapalmD:
Stop smoking all kinds of stuff.

xxxx
He struck his son... Filmed on the phone a cartoon from a buck...
UUU
These are the 21st century video pirates! and :)

Only in the universe you understand that the proverb "more you know - less you sleep" was originally presented as "less you sleep - more you know".

Such a topic. I sit in the abyss, the cat sits on his knees. I read, I read, and this smart man with an unmistakable look of his head from time to time broke the gap, type "la, I’ve already read it".

yyy: (21:50:28 16/09/2008)
I am in the dean today.
yyy: (21:50:34 16/09/2008)
Admission to Exeter
yyy: (21:50:43 16/09/2008)
All fucking so cute and positive with the dean
yyy: (21:52:44 16/09/2008)
I write.... how my phone is blinking right under his ear: MARSIANIAN gather and chew on the casantip............I ran out in shock:-D people (students) rjut stand *rofl* it was embarrassing to enter the admission to write
xxx:(21:52:55 16/09/2008) *rofl* rofl* rofl*
You are burning!! by Pascal!

From the ASK:

xxx: you know....I only today realized what the phrase means "not lucky - so not lucky"...when I got wrong by the window in the cave and instead of sending a friend wrote to the general director - that for 2 months, all the time I pretend that I work hard, but in fact, hui pinai :)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

XXX: The Fucking...

c) Alex3n

specifically for degrading personalities who send citations related to T9:
T9 is a simplified text input mode where the phone issues all possible words from a combination of typed letters. If the phone does not know any words, they can still be added to the dictionary manually. So, the phone tends to issue Various options, and the phone just can’t determine which word you want to write. And when the messages come not the words you wanted to write, you write "T9 stupid", it’s just a complete mess. This is not T9 stupid, it is you stupid. and specifically.
I am sorry, it is overwhelming. Shut up, maybe somebody will understand.

Earlier, when Kaspersky virus was detected, I thought it was Alien screaming in agony before death... Until the girl asked "And why does antivirus scream like a pig pulled for the tail?"
Scuco...

Olga, Zara, you’ve broken my whole life with this!))
Light(c)

YYYY :
Hi there!
The xxx:
Hi to
The xxx:
How are you?
The xxx:
Hopefully all well!
YYYY :
I’m fine what I’m going to be a fool. ;) And you how?
The xxx:
I am a fool too ?

In the questionnaire of one man:
Activity: A lot of activity!
A lot of interest!
About yourself: Fuck me!

I remove another passage.

She writes to me, I can’t remove the doorway. It works in sponsorship.
In order to remove the proof, it must be paid :D

Talk about children:
Vex
Fuck, like a little boring miracle 3 months of the breed can be like someone other than a Sharpey puppy
Alex is
The dog is a bomb.
Alex is
Thus throw
Alex is
So proudly in the park with him you walk by the hand
Alex is
And it’s like the whole park – Windows Sax! Give me the laurels!
Vex
Well, the hand will be busy, and you have to carry beer and smoke.
Alex is
In one hand, beer in the other.
Alex is
Throw it together - she has a beer in her hand with a bottle of juice.
Alex is
and in the same dress - jeans sweater shoes

Dream is
I played in Dota.
Ka3yC
What is so?
Dream is
I have pixels on the monica burned some on top and clearly read the words Menu and Allies of O_O