My son 4 years. I hate washing and washing, I’m sure I can.
- You will be clean and beautiful - the girls will love you, and the family will be, you will be all so washed and scented - you will have your girl - the most loving.
The child with doubt looked at his father's side - the unwashed, grown-up admin quietly rubbing in the console with the future project under even more brutal hard rock. The beloved reliably ripped off, licked lunch off his beard and turned to the computer.
Mom, how did you get to Daddy?

by Lepra

xxx: by the way, the 2 preface of the niqab is not a protection. They fall very easily.
YYY: Yes, and no pleasure at all.
WWW: There is no pleasure with Gondon at all
Zzz: Well, why, if you pour water and hike from the 12th floor, it's quite a pleasure

From Twitter:
September 26 is World Contraception Day!! If you are familiar with the Gandons, congratulate the enthusiast!

EPSO: We have a democracy! The King said so...

X: Here is my hail asking me to end up on my glasses.
Is this normal or not? Would you allow?

Y: And when you go in with him in the optics, his six-legging is not childish?

KuZmiTch: The biggest confusion in my life was the moment when my friend went to the toilet on a big, and 15 minutes later his wild scream out of the door "This is what shit is flying?!!!" O_o

KuZmiTch: There was an ass...

Those who say that it is unclear to curl in the nose, or have too thick fingers or do not understand anything in the small joys of life.

Nod32 issued:"Unlicensed equipment has been detected. to remove?
The first thought – look at yourself.

Real report note to the management of the oil company from the guard
Safeguarding equipment in the tundra.

Urgently send someone with a rifle of the mouse here ohuel every night comes,
I sleep-living on the tower (meaning the drilling tower) there is cold and
Fuck, I’m cold, I’m waiting for another day or two, and I cut my legs, I’m chewing yours.
There are settlements, this is not a bucket that can be clamped on, it is
hungry naked beast and change me I colded my kidney seriously until
I spent the night on the tower in shorts and in one shoe I barely took his legs behind me.
hurt and sows me, on the tower of the Pontoise, the beast lays me again
Take immediate action, it’s very serious.

Those who are on the internet don’t laugh at the TV.

Prepod on Matan added to my wall the song "Status Quo - You're in the Army Now". It is now easy to go to the universe.

Buy me the tulips.
What kind of tulips? We have a HDMI cable.
She is: a fool!

Today "Bobik" Post of Russia did not miss a grandmother on the zebra...Directly through a tear. Do not harm anyone. rushed

Have you completed the phallomorphic process?
Nihua did not understand. CHO?
I am asking you: are you finally out?

I am late for training and I write to the coach:
I: + 10 minutes
Coach: + 10 kg

I woke up with a pocket of 100 backs. He was delighted with the discovery until he found in another pocket a receipt from the ATM about the withdrawal of $500.

xxx: Put it short, I read in the net that the size of the foot is directly proportional to the size of the male dignity) You have a size of 45 like, so you are a giant?
Yes, lying is all.
xxx :DDD
yyy: fucking (

My girlfriend is the smartest in the world. Today, she received the SMS "Open the SMS to the number 800 and take part in the Ford Fiesta" car draw.
She read it, nodded contemptuously, and with the words "another cowboy" sent a message with the text "divorce someone else!"

Dialogue in the cafe with the waitress. The morning. She is sleepy. very
Hi to you. Can I Coffee?
What do you think: black or green?
Let’s get the green.
is leaving. He returns in a minute:
There is no green!
You are what! (The winning surprise)
She is fucking!
It turns out. is leaving.

And my parents were so faithful that when I was a kid and my relatives gave me a toy Batman, the ancestors drank his ears with a knife, because they thought it was a horn.