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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №53937
 25.09.2011
Congress of growers developed a political stance - "69"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53936
 25.09.2011
Yyy: Girl with the first size is looking for a guy with small palms.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53935
 25.09.2011
After buying a ticket at the lottery and not winning a car on it, Dad said that he did everything possible to make sure I had a personal transportation=(

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53934
 25.09.2011
xxx: I go to work - two cockroaches go, one to the other:
XXX: He is fucking upset, he can't behave fucking. To speak fucking does not know how to fucking out of the village.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53933
 25.09.2011
How can you not love that???! to
When he swallowed me even for my gift to him dungeon!!!! to
WOW: What did you give? The socks? A foam to shave? by DDDDDD
Take it up!! I’ve been on it since the morning and didn’t give it!!!! to
WOW: O_O This is a man!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53932
 25.09.2011
N@$tЁnk@: And that you know a witch?
I guess on the maps, for example.
N@$tЁnk@: can you do it?
(But it is possible for all of them to do so.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53931
 25.09.2011
Yuriy Skvortsov: I wonder if there were some Basta singing that it was cool to be smart, would many of his fans run to the library?
Akadelpher: It is thought that if he had sung about any particular book or author, he would have been bought and read by all the idiots.
Yuriy Skvortsov and such on the street fit - hearing, Gauss theorem proof

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53930
 25.09.2011
In our country, presidents, like parents, are not elected.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53929
 25.09.2011
My brother, when they still lived together and studied at school, was constantly clinging to me: then the sweater to the couch is sewn, then the coin is stuck in the sandwich, then it will be hidden in the freezer (if I suddenly went somewhere)... Sometimes I cut a paper, wrote on each "gluk" and disassembled in chaotic order on my things))) I was probably finding them for a month. Then in the pocket, then in the textbook, then in the workbook))) And he laughed and said: "Here you’re chewing"))) Someday in the penalty I found a note composed of newspaper cuts: "I know what you did last weekend"))) I love my brother))))

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53928
 25.09.2011
Lomaster: In the 80s of the last century I lived in a military town, in Ukraine, in a dormitory for young officers. Accordingly, the sewerage is also centralized, like now in cottage towns. The room was on the second floor of a two-storey three-way Dosa.
When I arrived one morning from duty, I walked in the usual circle: the toilet-shower-coach. I took a magazine, wiped out a newspaper chair, smoked ‘Cosmos’, turned around to sit down, dropped down the caliph and... who struck me to look around... In the toilet sat and looked at me a huge wet rotting rat!!! to
Although I was a young, strong, shameless lieutenant, but he was no worse than the lady. The rat wasn’t scared at all and kept crawling at me. At my screams a neighbor ran around the room and grabbed his boots and stumbled onto the beast. Only then did the rat dive into the bottom of the toilet and it was.
A neighbor — a funny guy — with a serious look told me that this case is not uncommon. And he asked: Do I know why most rats are not cats, but cats? It turns out that against cats, rats have a centuries-old approach. During the fight, the rat turns around and bites the cat for the eggs! After that, the cat is no longer afraid of her. (The men understand me.) "She probably took you for a big cat", the comrade summed up.
How complicated my preparation, to the simple procedure of sending natural needs, I will not tell you.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53927
 25.09.2011
The neighbor behind the wall:
I will eat you, I will eat you!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №53926
 25.09.2011
I have forgotten about the new president :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53925
 25.09.2011
XXX is
I am an altruist.
by merz_V._2.0
Actually yes
by merz_V._2.0
You have only been sealed in the word "dollboy".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53924
 25.09.2011
Andrew: Dear, our kids will be the most beautiful and smart!!! = * *
Nastya: Don’t threaten me!!!!!!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №53923
 25.09.2011
Mazenrad: My brother and I were very young at the time. And I was evil and strong, and he was astute and astute. The hats were the same. At first glance, you can’t distinguish. And here he conceived an evil thing: he hanged my hat on his place, and he threw his hat on the floor with a sharp nose. His parents were nearby, so he was not afraid of physical abuse. What had I left to do? I grabbed the hat from his shelf, threw it on the floor, thus tapping, biting and tearing as much as I could.
Alex: What about brother?
Mazenrad: Brother is nothing. And then I went to school in a long stretched hat!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53922
 25.09.2011
Call for technical support. The User:
I have nothing to do, everything hangs, what do I do?
In the adminsk heard a compressed stone. After a brief pause, the answer:
- Do you see the inscription on the desktop "My Computer"?
Now guess... yes...
Why don’t you wash it?! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53921
 25.09.2011

The speed of light is no longer the limit"

Oh well okay!
We learned all of this from Futurama =D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53920
 25.09.2011
My brother smoked with his friends at home. I come, and the garbage can lie in the garbage bag.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53919
 25.09.2011
Soon there would be a second film about the new X-Men. What is the name of the X-Men of the Second Class? Then the third and so on to the eleventh.
and UGU. Then the abortion. The whole series will work.
And then on. First course, second course, third course
And for those who did not enter the X-Men Army.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53918
 25.09.2011
On the last day, the box showed a climb of 11k pedinorroses in algae, including bear-roots and other authorities. And I suddenly remembered why the end of the movie "The Glorious Fools"...

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