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[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №118817
 25.09.2015
# Depressed
The Arcade beat itself.
on the brick.
Because the meaning
Nothing at all.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118816
 25.09.2015
What a delicious smell!
Black people in Africa are terrible.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118815
 25.09.2015
I will stop drinking antibiotics and start drinking alcohol.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №118814
 25.09.2015
was at the wedding. The speaker asks the witness to answer questions with words beginning with the letter "B".
Name a movie about love.
See also: Brazzers
Two people in the room laughed, me and a man on the other side. We burn, I say, Gene.
The wife asks Gene: What kind of movie is this?
Yes, this is a series like that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118813
 25.09.2015
No shaving for two weeks.
I entered the car in the morning on a salad - from all sides to me "asalamaleikum".
I have to shave.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118812
 25.09.2015
I don’t know how the others are, but I’m reading the book again.
And you know, in vain boys are so worried about their masculine dignity, well, the type does not work, on the sixth and other joys of the transitional age.
The main character is the eunuch at the court of the Shah.
And he had quite a private life with bedtime fun.
Of course, with his nuances, but his girlfriend was happy, and he was well too...

An old joke.
My husband became impotent.
He was impotent, right?
He just broke his hand and bite his tongue.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118811
 25.09.2015
"Catholic by origin"...
ha ha!
What do you think of "a noble man"?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118810
 25.09.2015
xxx: And why is the Internet Explorer constantly complaining that it’s outdated? I am tired, I am tired, I don’t want to update anything!
YYY: So put the "no more show" box.
XXX: There is no such thing.
YYY: Yeah, he is old. Update and provide.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №118809
 25.09.2015
With Laura:
– I have one trilogy “Lord of the Rings” extended version weighs 234 GB.
Does the hair on the hobbit’s legs in 4K look good?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118808
 25.09.2015
Are you a virgin?

Yes my son. You got through your ass.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №118807
 25.09.2015
No wise person agrees with the majority.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №118806
 25.09.2015
I moved to study in our capital, I live in a community, my parents are far away. One night I call my parents to see what happens. The further dialogue:
Hello Mom, how are you there without me?
Hi my son. I cry all day.
And I hear, in the background, the father adding "from happiness")

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №118805
 25.09.2015
An honest policeman can be seen in a movie, but honest officials are not even shown there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118804
 25.09.2015
From Zhizd:

I read in a local newspaper:

On the border of the N-region is located the village of Mosonki, formerly called Alexandrovskoye.

I understand when and why the village of Moshonki is renamed to Alexandrovskoye, but it is even interesting - what prompted the population or authorities to rename the village of Alexandrovskoye to Moshonki?)

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №118803
 25.09.2015
by Toaster

Is it possible to earn on iron 24/7? I thought about bitcoins, but after reading the posts on the forums, I realized that it was no longer profitable.

1st Take the keyboard with the mouse and start making 24/7 orders on freelance.
2nd ...
Three Profit

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №118802
 25.09.2015
<a> what I have when I try to type "local" more and more often gets to ololo, to lolca
<a> I have to do something about it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118801
 25.09.2015
A couple of times I have seen a criminal expert without an aluminum suitcase in his hand.

222: Was there a buoy?

111: He is not a fool on my dune to sit sober

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118800
 25.09.2015
News on GeekTimes about how Apple is going to make an electric car.

Pryada: And I wonder if the button will "home"?
Bytamine: The stronger you press, the faster it will go.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118799
 25.09.2015
xxx: colleagues, and in what cases can the personal account change the ID? The Handblind? Or are there any regular business processes?
YYY: There are no staff
zzz: in MGTS, handblindness is included in the list of standard business processes

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118798
 25.09.2015
Movies "The Adventures of Murzilki" The 1956 year. The postman is a turtle.

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