I once went to a training workshop and wanted to put a protective vest on my hands. I approached the coach and asked if I could take this vest for a good memory of this wonderful workshop that literally changed my life. The coach looked at me surprised and said that nobody had ever asked the jacket this way, usually they were all dumb. It seemed that he was even embarrassed. But the rules are the rules, the coach continues, I can’t let you do that. In the end, my colleague pulled off two vests and gave me one when I arrived.

Even bad dreams at night are better than any thoughts.

Cats hate water. We clean it in the end. At the same time, he tears everybody's hands, roars and tries to break out already on the approach to the bathroom. One day I found a new way. More water he is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, so the cat was taken to the bathroom and the vacuum cleaner was turned on in the hallway. I sat in the chair quietly.

A man in Ancient Rome enters a bar, raises two fingers and says:
I have five beers, please.

Xxx: When the son was capricious in public places, they loved to approach the good aunts with the words "You won't stop crying, I will take you," and my son was hyperextensive, he was happy to give his aunt a hand and said, "Let's go!" The aunt usually did not know what to do in this case and just left. And I stayed with a child who was crying even more because his aunt didn’t take him with her.

Yyy: It’s wrong that some strangers tell the child that they can take him away. So the child has the wrong idea that he needs someone at least.

He introduced nuts into the diet, a very useful thing, especially for stimulating mental activity and improving memory. And here a few months later - I lie on the couch, rest and here the BAC, in my head without a reason, clearly pop up the numbers - 196 296 094. The numbers are very familiar, but intuitively I understand – it’s something old. It turned out that this was my ICQ login, and I used it for the last time in 2005. It became interesting, I downloaded ICQ, but I did not remember the password. They changed a lot in 15 years. I started writing to ICQ to restore my account. It turned out that the account is alive, but to restore it you need to list the friends' logins from the list of contacts. Below is an approximate dialogue with people from my list of contacts, whom I have not seen for 10-15 years:



Hi, how is it?

What a people we have not seen for a long time! Hi, what did I want?

What kind of logins did you have at ICQ 15 years ago?

by 0_0



After learning from three people their exact logins (something like Elf1987, Ebanator84, Trahalka) I restored access, went into the aska, looked who I have in contacts and removed it to hell for unnecessity)))



P.S I didn’t think it would be that effect from the nuts 😉

Put the inflatable mattress back into the box. I never succeed. And with you?

We need talent and Chinese blood in genetics.

In Beijing, we were leaving the room, and the hotel administrator offered to help dress the older child while I was getting the younger out of the bed.

A couple of minutes later, I see a 5-year-old boy dressed in the costume of his 1-year-old daughter.

How he was able to fit there, he did not even understand.



We pulled him back much longer.

Xxx: I ride mountain skiing. At the descent, I am overtaken by a bunch of children headed by an instructor who cried out to them: Grandpa, we’re going to the right. I even looked around looking through the eyes of this grandfather, but, horrifyingly, there was no one else on the slope besides me. I was 34 years old at the time.

Yyy: Comrades... grandfather in the topic we answer polite, not rude!