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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13972
 26.01.2009
Yancen: If you were able to knock down the person responsible for most of your troubles, you’t be able to sit for a week.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13971
 26.01.2009
Lisica is clear!
Why are you so loud...
Lisica:................?
Mason: Writing with the main letters
Lisica: Will it be so?
Mason: It is better now.
Tagged: sps
Mason: Under the unwritten laws of Runet, speech in headlines is an indispensable attribute of stupid blondes
Mason: Although I have never personally met such
So be careful in the future.
Lisica: What is it?? to
Why did you think I was a blonde???? to
Mason: O_o
I said I was overpainted!! to
Mason: It’s true... It’s all true... He’s gone to fight the wall
Yes, you thought I was fooling you?? to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13970
 26.01.2009
When I gave up on the rights, then on the first practice of driving I understood what is the "interference right". This is a driving instructor!!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13969
 26.01.2009
Svetlanka
... periodically try to take me off for walks. But somehow, it seems uncomfortable to discount the excellent ones.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13968
 26.01.2009
Session and Session...
Tired of! I am glad that the session is over!
You can’t even imagine what it’s like to take an oral exam with 85 ballbesses, 90% of whom carry a complete nonsense that destroys my brain!!!! to
The Twins!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13967
 26.01.2009
Wife to husband: "What can I do? I have a menstrual and nose!and "

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13966
 26.01.2009
And I’ll have my own geometry, with blackjack and prostitutes!! to
(b) The Dutch"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13965
 26.01.2009
about portraits "Dmitry Analevich"...
put out the coordinates, I think there will be a lot of people willing to buy) eat and earn...plus in support)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13964
 26.01.2009
[16:44:59] Anton: Hello! Please add me to your contact list.
[16:45:20] *NAME* Web developer group: Hello, how can I be helpful?
[16:45:54] Anton: Hello you!
*NAME* Web developer group: Good morning
[16:46:21] Anthony: Do you want to be guaranteed to earn decent and stable money without leaving home and working with a team of professionals?
[16:47:37] *NAME* Web developer group: can you look at the professional website?
[16:49:44] *NAME* Web developer group: there is no website? Do you want to make a website for reasonable money with decent quality?
by Trialer

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13963
 26.01.2009
I bought three pairs of cowards, now I think...
YYY: about what?
XXX to show.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13962
 26.01.2009
Zodiac: The Tree
Tagged with: pencil
Chapter 4: The Door
Zodiac: The Elephant
zod4iy: Cucumbers
zod4iy: Waffle
Zodiac: The Drill
zod4iy: Gus
Blondes to Stop!
zod4iy: what is it?
Blondy: What’s the goose here???? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13961
 26.01.2009
The real cynic not only clothes a girl with a look, but also washes off her cosmetics

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13960
 26.01.2009
We have a comprehensive government, a real president and an imaginary one.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13959
 26.01.2009
If you already have an eighth damn coma, well him! Make the pieces!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13958
 26.01.2009
It was the greatest boom of the stagnant Soviet period. My friend is frozen.

The neighbor’s department, had the custom of “sweeping” a whisper from each receipt.

His small weaknesses. Professor, head of several

State-exempt themes, plus colonel's pension - was always more than 1,200

rubles per month. Great money at that time. The arrangement was simple –

The rest for family, the rest for myself.

Once he got sick...A colleague from this - the same department (from the category "eternal"

initiative – received his salary and, without any

In accordance with the contract, he gave it to the entire wife of the professor.

In the evening, of course, break-up with the wife and daughters. It happened!

The teacher is the leader in the family. I have not forgotten!!! to

I patiently waited for the opportunity. The teacher is sick!

Zam зав, having received a salary for him, from his pocket such -

I gave the money to the docent’s wife. Explain the usual amount.

receiving the sick.

He stayed for a long time in the hospital, where he voluntarily fled. by V

The atmosphere in his house could only be quietly dying.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №13957
 26.01.2009
The real crisis and full shit is when you’re going to go.

by a gastarbayter to Tajikistan or Moldova.

The Free Friendly Spirit Slava

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13956
 26.01.2009
I want a chocolate...
HH: I don’t know which.
Let’s go, and I’ll stick your finger in the chocolate.
Put your finger in the chocolate!
WOW: O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13955
 26.01.2009
xxx (17:44:26 24/01/2009)
Why did you write that I entered the wrong password or name, even though I entered the wrong name?
zzz (17:44:38 24/01/2009)
Have you registered?
xxx (17:44:49 24/01/2009)
No is

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13954
 26.01.2009
Today my grandmother woke me up at 3 a.m. and said, “Wow, are you alive?”! to

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13953
 26.01.2009
45133 (saved 2009-01-25 at 10:30)
My daughter’s birthday is 17 years old. A friend brings a bouquet of roses as a gift. I thought they were 15. The girl was offended: "What did he say, was it not enough for two more dollars?"
The next day he brought two more roses.

Pull this girl into the bubble. Given that the rose on average costs 100 rubles, it turns out that the gift went out for 1500 rubles without taking into account the gift envelope and, possibly, additional grass. At the age of 17, a person just begins to enroll in institutions and other educational institutions and he generally does not have a fixed salary to spend on such gifts... she had to give a postcard for 8 rubles, and the next day she still had to give.

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