Why do you not respond to me?
222 is?? to
I thought if I put this on, you’d be mad of me.
What is "this"?
111) with clean socks

The Women’s Forum:

Literary Contest "A History of Love"
1st place - Lapa

Alley in the park. The girl sits.
Context leaf, on the edge of the bench.
And breaks the eaten biscuit.
In the colour of the canary....

Now I seem to know what an unknown shit is. This is a colour canary shirt!

I am very proud of myself today!

We had a cat in the shelter. And whoever feeds him. I went out to smoke tonight and saw him. He looks at me with such eyes, not to complain, say, hungry. Davecha prepared a dinner, a ham with a bird from a canned meal. I decided to share the strip, put it on paper. I thought he would refuse. I smoked on the staircase. So he came out and looked at me and began to shave. Then the marathon begins.

No one ever gave me such a compliment. I am happy!and :)

Are you ready for the exam?
X: Yes, I talked with a guy yesterday. I didn’t get to sleep all night, just fuck!! to
I can’t teach today at all.
Congratulations, have you started?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just finished O_O

Tun: Ira, Happy Day of Tatiana to you!
IRA O_O

Sorry for opening the door when you were in the bathroom.
And since we’re so close now, don’t you want to go to see a movie with me?

Flowers from our entire group!
_Anton: Thank you, dear <3 <3
The leader: Crying! It is not you.
You are a marine fuck.
_Anthony: :' (

My mother called on Saturday afternoon:
Masha, you are waiting for a new interesting acquaintance and profit.
...??? to
I dreamed of you and a lot of shit next to me.

by JJ

Hi my cat :)
He said hello :(
She: What is so sad? and :)
I’ve lost my glasses (I’m blind)
She: Oh you are my poor cat... Basil...

I bought a new mixer in the bathroom instead of a broken one, and inside the box it was packed in a film with puppies. Called the tearwriter, he replaced, but from the bathroom came out some euphorically satisfied. Stunned by confusing suspicions, she checked...
All the bubbles on the film broke :=(

On the street - 22
It immediately feels! It is warm! You can even take off one jacket. :)

I don’t want anything but to sit next to you.
and nothing?
Well, if only a cookie.

Stas
One of the most common techniques of Kunilingus is the alphabet. The man writes the letters of the alphabet on the woman’s clitoris. Competent persons argue that the partner reaches orgasm in the worst case on the letter M. If you have only four rural school classes behind your back - write your initials or numbers from 1 to 9.

Cucumbers
The Fuck! And the Chinese in general fuck! hieroglyphs... she is already on 3 hieroglyphs for the 4th time ends)

On the schedule at Universe: "The Counter-Strike Championship is not allowed for students with debts".

You all think that someone broke something. But note: at night, something got into my nose, so I used to pull my finger out of the snail and accidentally sneezed. Result: broken nose and finger ((

And you know how hard it is for an engineer to watch all these movies about hackers, hacking computers with two clicks, and so on.? to
And also, have you thought, looking at science fiction, why in the third millennium on space ships such stable compas with elt monitors?)))

Alchemist 1992
Hello to everyone. Please help me. I want to be a Sisadmin. What do you need to know and be able to do? I say, I am a lamp. I know nothing about compass. Thank you all in advance...
by Poll
Do nothing, do not touch or change, let everything continue as it worked.

The strongest couples - when both he and she are terrible

Today, my aunt from college came to us to advocate for their admission.
She explained how to walk to them... Everyone walked on the floor... even the teacher...
You go to the university, turn your back to it, and go through the prison to the cemetery.

he: Hi, I'm dating your sister, can you add friends?
You will soon have to set up a separate group.