One candidate wrote
"Valdey the mature methodon of grief".
Then I corrected, of course.
I was afraid to be cursed.

I can withstand rude force, but rude thought is unbearable. There is something unfair in her behavior. This is a blow below intelligence."

and Oscar Wilde. Portrait of Dorian Grey.

Talk to Peter. You're singing them - and they're singing you "oh yes, I'm going to their concert on the weekend"

From Belize
Tomorrow St. Petersburg celebrates the 70th anniversary of the lifting of the blockade. On this occasion, our house has already started solemn events: hot water and heating have been turned off.

to this:
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We went for winter fishing. The car is a miracle of the UAZ auto industry. The city is on the shore of the bay, so the car is only needed to get to the place of fishing on the ice. There was a lot of snow and there was no ice. We walked on ice in the snow. They came out and pushed them four. Five meters passed and he was stuck again. And so all the way. They picked up the fish, the same story on the way back. Five meters drive, ten push. In general, there on foot and back on foot, we also push the car. And only when we went out to the shore was a common thought:"Why did we take this UAZik with us at all?" :-))))
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The UAZ (like any SUV) is great on snow if:
1st Turn on full drive.
2nd Turn on the lower.
Three Pressure in the wheels to 1-1,5 atm.
4 is Use of winter tyres.
5 is Use the head.

by Kouz-Ma
I think in Belarus even the cultivation of hemp will be a loss thing...

maradonshik
Exactly, they will create "BellNarcotTorg" and they will say that only 30% of the cost of the dose is paid...

In the office:
It is very difficult to communicate with you on Skype.
WOW – Why?
"Because it always seems to me that you write in response to every question: "Go to***", and then delete and write another answer.
Zzzz: You are lucky. At least he washes you.

Toxicate: Strange these cats-my is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, which never even frightened him, no vacuum cleaner..and He is absolutely not embarrassed to sit / lying on a curling like a circular, shaking old, washing machine at the time of pressing...

A few days ago issued a bank card, now call every day exactly at 7.45 am. I can’t pick up the alarm, I haven’t found the alarm yet.)

A man in adulthood is when he wore a suit after a year, and the jacket is not fastened, the pants do not come together, the shirt breaks on the seams and only the condom is large.

With the voice of Drozda:

The programmer shaves twice: the first beta shave and the second release, after detection of deficiencies.
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This will help you distinguish a programmer from a sysadmin who wears a beard.

xxx: I have a feeling of jumping out in this area, says a woman who has just worshipped the Darah of the Magi, holding her hand to her heart.
YYY: This is a foreign asking out.

XHH is news. "They asked to expel Justin Bieber from the country".
I’m looking forward to the news: Earth has asked to send Bieber out into outer space without a ship and a scavenger.

When the President of Russia says that there will be no devaluation, it is only a fact that the President of Russia is able to speak.
(C2) by SJ

The Gift
There was a boy with a girl. He is an orphan, raised by relatives. It is not easy for her either. And they had friends since childhood - then she helped him with lessons, then he would dig her potatoes.
They grew up and moved to a big city.
The girl has a anniversary. Just like a 25th anniversary. But... shortly before her birthday she became seriously ill, the mood at zero.
A friend would like to delight her - and what - himself "on the melt".
I thought and I invented.
He came to her in the hospital, got out of the package a toy cartridge, poured him in the body of spices, pulled the rope - cartridge and turned over.
“Here,” she says, “all girls dream that a truck with spices will turn over on their streets!
... has helped. The patient soon went to repair :-)

This can only be in our country: you sit at work and think where to make money.

I saw a shirt for 12,000 in the store. In the zoo shop. A shirt for Chihuahua.

>When the client announced that the cause of the breakdown was the fork in the screen,
We realized that we are living a boring life.

This is not the most desperate. One day a client came to me, bringing a note. The cover in the mud, the matrix broken, as if there was no pair of keys. Do, he says, everything you need, don’t even agree. On the question "How did you do so?" - told that he gave his relative to use, he went to his car and saw how a lady put his foot on the bumper and stretches the rope on the shoe. A relative fell into the bercer mode and he warmed the lady on the leg the first thing that got under the hand - just a laptop. He says he will pay for the repair of the equipment and that lady a lot more.

We have some idiot knocking into the wall and the dog has been sitting for half an hour and just looking into the wall. It looks a bit strange...

Elen: I have five people online on Skype. Smoke, Smoke, Smoke and Smoke. O_O
Dmitry: Talons gave only to smoke