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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108621
 26.01.2015
with a frozen towel.
There is such a thing - anti-retardant emphasis. They are not only for trucks - but also for minibuses (there is a smaller size, so for passengers and will go down a long way) - two pieces to the leading wheel closer - and the car powered by the signal will not go anywhere. if the frog buys - you can use a pair of suitable frogs for the same purposes

A little girl turns to her dad
Mom drives the car better than you.
Why suddenly?
-You said that when the car on the towel - you can't drive, and my mom today, without removing the towel, took me to the garden!

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108620
 26.01.2015
Relationships on the subject of religion – my favorite, I can’t pass by.

to there:

My favorite part in the Bible is when God gives people free will and then kills them by flooding because they don’t behave as He wants.
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The consequences have been written and planned. They chose what they wanted. What is wrong? If we had chosen Listening from the beginning, people would have lived forever. You could not ignore it if you actually read it.
and...
You probably read inattentively. God gave people freedom of will. If he wanted them to obey unconditionally, he’t give them free will. God wanted them to break his prohibitions. So he punished them for doing what he wanted. This is how science teaches logic. Now try to explain why God is not a fool in this arrangement. And I will laugh, the site is not for nothing humorous.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108619
 26.01.2015
The red thread passes through the entire fabric of the Bible’s narrative: God loves people despite their errors.
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Noah’s countrymen, the inhabitants of Gomorrah, and even Job felt God’s love very well. Fuck it with them. But this is the fact that Jesus, after his death, but before his resurrection, went down to hell. And He brought out the righteous of the Old Testament. Five for the creativity of the writers. The finding of the righteous in hell gives the smell of God’s love and pleasure.
The Lamb, the Apostle, the seven executions of the Egyptians.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108618
 26.01.2015
TTS: It is a pleasure to communicate with malarians. Only this expression "We have the coolest paint, blue metal, orange, like a dog!" charges for the whole day.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108617
 26.01.2015
The evening. Watch another American series.
"Two special agents in search of what is there approach the mansion
One of them wisely says, "There is no one at home - the light does not burn anywhere!"

My wife is next to me, so it’s a day in the yard! ? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108616
 26.01.2015
Kirill: I took coffee at the airport at the Starbucks
Kirill:... and your name?
Kirill - Kirill
Apologize to me?
- Ki-ri-ll, double L
– OK
Kirill: on the glass "Kill"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108615
 26.01.2015
When you see your dreams in the YouTube window, what doctor do you go to?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108614
 26.01.2015
Trailer of the film "50 Shades of Grey"
Why watch this movie when there is a lot of good porn and BDSM including on the internet.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №108613
 26.01.2015
The distance between Omsk and Tomsk is one letter. What size of font should it be written so that it corresponds to reality?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108612
 26.01.2015
My dear, I put your salmon on your side.
This is this? It is not you
- O_O
In other words, it is not a saucer. This is the label of the coff...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108611
 26.01.2015
xxx: Italian metalworkers are such Italian... And they seem to have everything, and they play and sing as they need to, they try, and in the end they still have some kind of “Felicity.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №108610
 26.01.2015
TTS: I am engaged in verlifting I have an impressive size of 110kg weight.
At the advice of a 32-year-old athlete, I stand in the bathroom in front of the mirror and say, “I am a brutal wolf.” I hear something falling down on the floor.
The wife stopped hysterically roasting only after half an hour and pressed out of laughter: "Wolf, mya, found, mammoth you are plush!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108609
 26.01.2015
Someone wrote:
Windows 9 and 91 bit. Who tried it? Set the ninth wheel, no game has gone yet. Maybe I was divorced? I spent 425 UAH on the ninth license wheel!

Is the internet a psychic?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108608
 26.01.2015
XXX: He is so feminine that even eggs scratch somehow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108607
 26.01.2015
Another spam girl from the call center calls and proposes to change the provider. I ask, what is yours better than ours?
She is:
We installed new exclusive equipment.
I ask :
Which exactly?
I say new! and exclusive.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108606
 26.01.2015
I sit at home, in a well-known warm place. So, all the quotes are read, all the games are lost, I collect things out.
My respected wife, as it turned out later, bought an automatic air refresher without notice. Who played over my head a symphony of a plastic scratch.
In this simple way, it was discovered that there was still dust in the powderers. I sit down, I grieve, I make a plan for revenge.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108605
 26.01.2015
xxx: Rituals and traditions are very reassuring, especially in childhood (we and mom, for example, had a tradition on Saturdays to have peelmen, I really liked it then)
yyy: I also like the tradition of eating pelmeni (but not necessarily on Saturdays)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108604
 26.01.2015
18:29, 25 January 2015
France bans children from naming products
Two French couples, who named their newborn daughters Nutella (Nutella) and Fraise (Fraise), were ordered in court to rename the babies.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108603
 26.01.2015
I don’t have to look for plus and minus in me. I am neither a battery nor a battery.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №108602
 26.01.2015
I remembered in turn in the pharmacy how in my youth I bought rubber products, embarrassed to name them. Time has changed, student and pharmacist grandmother.
They are like condoms on my feet.
The Bahili?
and yes!

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