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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155730
 26.01.2021
xxx: We were at the compass in the lecture room, someone put female porn tables on the sound of the insert and removal of the flash drive.

No one knew how to fix this shit (well, students may and knew, but did not rush to share information)), because in the compact just at the time of inserting the flash drive turned off the sound. But every new lecturer was on this))) by the end of the year the joke came, so one new lecturer inserted a flash-computer issued a stone-prof in horror looks at the listeners - and all of them, nobody even laughs)))

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №155729
 26.01.2021
I played a colleague. I came to work, greeted everyone in the household, remembered that the phone was left in the car. He quickly escaped. I go back into the house, and there everything has changed, except our old man (not the old man, just very gray). I say goodbye to everyone and start changing clothes.

A: You have already come.

I did not come. I came here, dressed up.

I saw you, greeted you.

When is it? I just went in. Snow on the shoes.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155728
 26.01.2021
Freedom cannot be sought or obtained. It can only be taken.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №155727
 26.01.2021
Former head of the financial committee of the State Duma Vladislav Reznik seeks permission for VIP-hunting of red book animals for "scientific research", reports IA DEITA.RU.
The law was adopted! In the third reading. From now on, using the wording “for scientific purposes,” you can kill white bears, snow bars, leopards and tigers!!! to

The controversial bill was submitted for consideration during the New Year, probably not to create unnecessary noise. However, the public learned about the intentions of the deputies and his friends.

A major amendment has been introduced to the law, which states that it is possible to catch animals for the purpose ofining the population or monitoring the condition. Now not only capture, but also murder!

It is remarkable that the MP has been trying for many years to legally allow killing rare animals!!! Reznik is one of the residents of the elite hunter club. In 2016, Reznik asked for a license to shoot the Puthoranian lambs "for scientific purposes".

For this, even before, a whole scientific program was developed to justify murder. Deputy Prime Minister Chloponin supported the initiative, but Rosprirodnadzor stood up to protect the barons, which did not issue the appropriate permission.

By the end of 2020, the hunter went back to attack. If the public and colleagues do not stop the VIP hunter, he will get the right to the elite hunt for red book beasts. For scientific purposes, of course.

The petition against the law for VIP hunters has now gathered more than 50,000 signatures.

PS: So I think at the next meeting they will allow VIP hunting for people? There are a lot of people – they are not red books!! to
PPS: So the deputy has a doher of time and he wants to spend it on murder??? Or maybe this deputy's naker - from the Duma by a pinch, if he only does his hotels for many years and only dreams what to kill?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №155726
 26.01.2021
What’s the difference between us: Instead of shouting, “What are you doing, shit?”We are quietly thinking, “What do they do, fools?”
Zhvanetsky

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №155725
 26.01.2021
Today I stood on a pedestrian crossing, a man with a child stopped next to me and I immediately remembered the story.

A few years ago, when my daughter was about 4 years old, we approached her to a pedestrian crossing. And at the time, I was just teaching her the rules of transitioning the road to green. There was a man before the transition. We approach, the daughter on the left of me, the man on the right.

I say to my daughter loudly:

What color?

The man suddenly turns, looks at me astonished and says:

The red!

Then I saw the child, confused and left very quickly) and I was in a good mood all day.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155724
 26.01.2021
Xxx: I am going in a battle bus. Everyone goes quietly, sleeping, except for one woman, who emotionally discusses her well-being with someone on the whole bus.

“I probably have a meteorism,” the woman says. The people were greatly stressed, began to look around in search of ways of retreat, on every firefighter.

The pressure goes up and it goes up!

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