I see your brothers periodically, humble such, friendly even... even greeting with respect, despite the fact that they are a couple of hundred approximately, and I am alone, with long hair and in an informal disguise:-). Just I am a long-haul driver and periodically take the cargo from the correct labor colony, from the prison to the bush.

The century lives, the century learns.! to
Why did you curse me?! to

The Correspondence:
So you are an athlete?
He is: AHA
Has she been a longtime prospect?
He: *Sceptically looking at his body* 20 kilograms back

- Today the cat woke up at the old time))))) How did she move the clock in her head?by :
with the tapestry)))

© my

And you also travel in the morning in the bus resembles a game of tetris, where you have nothing left, how to take the form of a free seat?

I am at the pharmacy today. In front of me, a guy is buying condoms, as it seemed to me for the first time in my life.

Which to you?
I don't even know, I think XXL
I will not help you in this matter, you will decide for yourself.
Okay, let’s start with the usual ones, but if they don’t fit, can I change them?
- Yes, of course, the main thing to keep the check, packaging and product appearance!

I don’t go to the pharmacy anymore, I don’t know.

Without invitation to your birthday come, first real friends, and then angry neighbors.

Sergeyevgenievi4: Well what, the salary will be? What does the Director say?
I washed the cock.
Sergeyevgenievi 4: Idiot, learn to write=)

The cake is called "Airy". It is prepared from 10 eggs, 10 teaspoons of sugar, 10 teaspoons of flour and vanilla. I tried...
This is an original egg! 😉

Tachim with a comrade from the landfill will flower, not burn, full stels. In the face of the man, who has just removed the window frame from the abandoned building, also does not burn, we meet with eyes, the scene is silent, the man: "God help!

Girls, did you go to the sauna?
Are we prostitutes?! to
Oh yeah yeah. and. It is cheaper with you.

Lovely girls, go to visit single friends for tea, that we, men, clean up. Or I want to clean up, and the hands do not reach, and there is such an incentive :)

by Zy. The indication that "in guests" means "to have sex" was not.

Hulk: You are an idiot! Why do you compete with the door from the entrance, who is faster - you get to the elevator, or it will clog!? to
McLumen is an idiot!! Unlike you, when I go to the 6th floor in the elevator, I do not raise my right hand up, and dumb looking at the ceiling, I do not shout: “Infinity and more!”and "

New service from Megaphone
Unlimited Internet access for only 699p per month at 3G*

If the volume of incoming traffic per month exceeds 2GB, then the speed limit is set at 64Kbit/s (which is equal to 8KbAit/s). 30 MB/hour and get stuck.

Do not take this shit!!! to
Who is with me +1!! to

Mom calls (50 years old, the head of the department) and complains that the administrators do not give her access to some disk in the network, well, I laughed stupidly: - "Write them that if they do not open you access, you will create your own disk with blackjack and prostitutes, and they will all be cursed to the bottom!"Well, as they say, laughed and forgot. In the evening, coming home, she told me that after this phrase (how exactly she reproduced it, I don’t know) two bodies came and looked at her for a long time, and then gave her a chocolate...I’ll discover!

I’m still trying to figure out who is the crapper...
Author: SATAUSTRA

this is why they will not come up with a special Viagra for the whole body... so that in the morning ><

Who was on the BORE, that over the Jokes in the scanwords, sitting in the toilet, does not laugh!!! to

Assistant cats :
We dressed up for training and said:
I wear my trousers for the third time now, and they’re always off.
The Moby’s trousers?

Zelenkov Pashtet (19:56) :
Such are the signs of

The evil troll (19:57)
This is what the smiley do.

Susla: my mom came yesterday from work and rzOd))) Howrit, scared the director of Nipadetska. Kills in the base list of customers, and before lunch 3 minutes)Dir from the corridor oret "Oksana, end up, go for lunch!". Darth Vader’s voice asks "Today, the current of customers will get me!"
I was crying 😉