I stand in a rock bunker, buy Cossacks, watch for necklaces. A friend thoughtfully wraps an umbrella in her hands. I say, let’s buy you a necklace? She – let me! And she accidentally hits the umbrella on the ass of a man standing next to her. The man was so tired: "Fuck, you can’t get home?and "

Why do you meet with yours for so long? She is terrible, does not know how to cook, does not bump in the compass.
yyy: and she allows me to hang up in bed=)
XXX is married!

- You know, my brother's wife left, he was in a terrible depression, and how did you deal with it?
- It helps a lot if you take what is dear to her and break it, well, say.
The foot?

© Friends

Regina: How is the weather?
AlMaz: +1 degrees =) How are you?
Regina is cold. Tagged +2
AlMaz: Nothing is cold... Twice as hot as us

Today, my mom burned: my brother squeezes the thickness in the bag, no shit climbs, my mom fits, folds carefully (the sizes are reduced by 2 times), quietly puts it in the bag and says: "The girls must already squeeze, and he can't squeeze the thickness."

I wore it in my hands, great. I also liked when my ex-husband was wearing me on his arms.
Well, yes, only you every man will raise, and me not every three :)

My companion killed flies, chasing them with a refresher and a fireplace. A metric hole in the curtains. 20 years! Mother said that the bull neighbors dropped from above... He lived on the fifth (!) The 5th floor...

Kazakh student in Moscow
I watched the news on NTV.
I dreamed that Putin and Medvedev came to me. and two. I did not find anything better than to offer "to bury", we ate means pellmech three, Dmitry Anatolyevich after the meal immediately left, and V.V. is left.
The soap...

You’re sorry, but how can you not see the train carrying you? He did not jump out of the corner.
yyy: You’re sorry, but this is "Sapsan". For a second you think, and the second you are already on the way to heaven.
zzz: I looked to the left, I looked to the right, and here you are sapsan on the left

Katyukha (23:40:39 25/10/2010)
I thought to go to bed or not, while I was thinking, the question decided by itself - the cat slipped into the bed.

XXX: How are you?
YYY: Better don’t contact me. He has a black belt on the kamasutra.

-<JackieDiablo>-
My friend and I recently participated in the Miss Universe contest :)

Gray
How about the contest? Have you taken all the places?

-<JackieDiablo>-
My girlfriend took Miss Grace.

Gray
And you? A comforting prize "so smart"?)

xxx: I recently learned that skinheads have white ropes, which means you have a corpse.
YYY: And what then?
Yes, I just realized that I’ve been dragging berries with one white rope for half a year.
YYY: I didn’t get it.

Dialogue from ASI:

According to the pictures, you weigh 40 kg.
She: - by photos I weigh 4.2 MB

Anyone have a photo of me in a white shirt at the department?
yyy: I have a video of how you urinate rats with a hammer. Then you cheat on them.

Alina is Alexey, hello. Can I advise you?
Alexey - Hi, you can have a horse
Alina - if a man gives a expensive gift at an average price, what does that mean?
Alexey – it’s hard to say... it’s most likely he’s spinning.

Prepod, a lovely woman, on the first couple warned that it does not smell the smell of pepper --"If you understand that you smell, do not come for a couple, it will be much better than that I drive you out", Friday, evening, football.... on Saturday for a couple came... one!!!He doesn’t live in the community, he lives with relatives in the city... so she expelled him—"Young man, I warned everyone, you think you are the exception"-........))))

I played bowling today. One comrade with a scream: "Lunar prism, give me strength!" hits the strike of HD

Medved
by FAX! Who is my sister’s husband??? O_O
by Katko
Sister B...

One of the comments from the torrent:"On Saturday morning turned on the TV - on the cartoon, Disney's Winnie the Pooh, which series. A completely different translation. The fifth is now called Hruja! A tiger is a tiger. Blow to blow!! The Tiger!! Oh yeah oh yeah! The song is not so! I remember from childhood - "The time has come, a visit to go, an old friend is waiting for you" - X@y! No one is waiting for you!"