I read it in Italian:
Sega is the process of masturbation in men.
The phrase from childhood "let’s go to the hunt" suddenly gained a new meaning)))

The news:
A resident of Tokyo bought a ticket for the first Dreamliner flight for $34,000

The commentary:
What is the price of Titanic tickets?

(Comment to RBC News "Lessons of badminton can be introduced in schools in 2012")
XXX: The real power goes crazy. Orthodox and badminton. What else is needed to not waste 1/6 of the sushi, right?
YYY: Very simple – Orthodox badminton. Hit the wheel with crosses.

If the black mastiff calls me “white mastiff,” I will not be offended.

xxx: It would be better for the men in school to be taught >__<

The entire country of admin fucking.
The factories are standing.
Xxx: Some amins in the country.

Surprise my colleagues! Hide the toilet paper and put 3 shells.

Annika, how did you come to Turkey?
Do you have two words or one?
1: Go to two.
2: very good
Hm... and one?
2: Mahmoud

A friend wiped a magneto from his car in his own yard. I told him about it when I saw the broken glass. To my question, what will you do? Now I’ll take a beat and go out to go googling!

The dream of my childhood: a toy that cannot be broken with a hammer.

Doctor: Generally speaking, a toy that can’t be broken with a hammer is a pudge. It is eternal as a toy; it cannot be broken or lost.

From the Stampanker:
Filimon: Let me tell you a real case. My friend (cross child) on the dacha foam cracked. Worked without gloves (drinking and forgetting)... When I trembled, I gathered home. The hands represented a brown-dirty cluster of crusts of foam and rarely visible living flesh. I went, broke the rules as it is (the excess seems)... the haishnik from the bushes joyfully escaped. I started checking the documents, then I paid attention to the hands and asked, “What is it?” He replied, “Infectious dermatitis. I cannot cure. The hands are terribly itching and hurt! So his right-hand hiker thrown back into the car and ran to wash his hands :) without taking the money...

If we travel 180 km per hour, what is our average speed?
You are fucking?

Fool, now show me, my mouse, that rosette in which, fool, the fingers, even the children!! to

XXX: Come and play with me? Go on, go on?She made a puppy's eyes full of tears
YYY: I’m going to pay off tomorrow, and it’s at zero...sorry.
xxx: * wrote on the carpet and bitten the cactus

Because the cat sat in the bathroom all day and endured, waiting for it to be released under the bed to suck!!! to
And then while I clean up there, I come into the hallway, and there is a shit.
I no longer know what to do. I’m so sorry for him that we’re so mocking him, so what do we do?>

I can give a few advice:
1st Pull the cat with the mouth in the sassy/sraky, and then show where to suck/srat. Apply this method until the cat learns to walk in the placed place;
2nd Drop the cat and apply the method of paragraph 1;
Three Find a female cat.
4 is Castration of the cat;
5 is Apply the HCP method (Hunger-Cold-Cold-Piddy) and then follow to point 1;
6 is Give a friend / girlfriend / neighbor to the village, or take to the country.
7 is Showing a shadow.
8 is Give it to the shell;

xxx: I just understand that for the school year you need to eat a certain amount of shit and I try to eat more before the session to leave less for the session
YYY: Of course, what do you think about studying?

"... his wife is driving. They come to their fifth floor, the wife goes home. And he and his friend stay "parking" his ashes...
A friend sits behind the wheel as the least drunk, and twisting the wheels gives back simultaneously by hitting the next-staying bench... The owner of the car begins to get nervous and screaming in his heart. confuses the gas with the brake and crashes into the wall of his five-storey..."

xxx: playa... but do this woman - the war would not be: "baby they are babies", "baby behind the wheel"...

YYY: We, as beings of the higher order, have higher demands.

XXX: What is it?

We are goddesses, we are goddesses!!!We must not confuse the gas with the brake! 😉

Think: Tell me, do I need a planner?
Asquante: porn with a finger?
Specification: mmm
Mystery: You’ve just determined what I’ll spend 15-20k of the New Year’s Prize
Myth: I want a tablet, and I couldn’t come up with it, but I need it. But now...
Thought: In general, thank you

taxman: instead of a luxury tax, I propose to introduce a tax on unicorns
luxary: ah, a family where there is a unicorn, paying a tax for it as luxury ))

Krab: Listen I bought a WinRar license, help me install?! to
Jabs: User - "Krab" added to the ignorant list