I’ve heard a lot of sexist jokes about women, but no one has insulted me.
A message from the operator today:
Do you want to feel like a Queen? The Queen of the Kitchen!"

1st Are you familiar?
2nd Hi to you! ) My name is Nevsky Cancer, in general I monitor the quality of water in St. Petersburg and the region. From time to time I participate in the organization of non-profit activities for water reservoirs cleaning, for example.
No, thank you, I don’t use it.

All the rules of good code are written with the blood flowing out of the eyes of programmers who read the code of others.

XXX: How was the premiere?
There was a grave silence in the hall. Only one man walked.
The show has found its spectator.
Yyy: It was the director)))

You don’t have Skype either, Katie?
Right: I just want to talk.
I have a rc and skype.
I just have a boyfriend too.

A friend went to work in Magadan to the station.
And with the girls here a full ass... those who are older than 18 are already married... and those who are younger are on their turn!!and "

I had the desire to give up all the stuff, move to some Egypt, work there as an animator in a hotel and get three hundred backs. You are fed there, the sun warms, you jump to yourself, you entertain everyone and you don't bet that you need to buy winter boots, and then autumn, and then spring.
y: you can move to Kashchenko, it will be closer.There are also feeding, the lamps are heating, you jump to yourself and you don't get hot)))))))

And the current men are interested in anything besides WOW, battle and mine? O_O

In response to mail:
What are your first impressions about Bazar ("Fathers and Children")?
Dr. House in 1860.

The xxx:
Everyone thinks she has a victim complex. It has a victim complex.
Until he finds a victim, he complexes.

I am standing with my brother in the evening, under the lamp near the house and stealthy looking around drinking sprite from the bottles (both are very beloved and both have such an allergy to him). Next to my feet is a modest bag with 5 liters of beer. Suddenly, from the darkness, mints on the bobos come out, see us encrypting, rejoice terribly about this and already scratching the pocket in anticipation of money itching to us. The following dialogue follows:
What do citizens violate? Drinking in public places?
We are: Boss, it’s stop!
(Ment takes the bank and tries)
Definitely stop.
And here the brother-in-law, as it were all, complacently and pleasantly assembled, attributes "only to the wives do not say! Do not speak!"
Absolutely upset Mint dismissed with the words "Lord, where does Russia go?"

Comments to the news "On Mars found polyethylene"

StelsKrot: And tomorrow, the Mars rover will see boys in telogreeks and hatchbacks with dispatch keys in their hands. These boys will turn off all the hooks, pull out the wires and write a word of three letters on the body.

Q: Why do you love me?
Just because you are.
WOW: You are as you are.
Fuck, I want to eat :-(
Fuck you fucking! And Andrei, again all the romance ruined!! to

I have a sweater with eagles, I boast at least.
Though he’s not quite with the elephants.
XHH: There are no elephants at all.
From a distance it looks like an elephant.
HH: Maybe it doesn’t look, but I think so.

The book came to the eye, in the appearance of the 1970s, with an elegant profile in a hat and the title "For you men" on the cover, made with a font in a handwritten style. On the accidentally opened page in the whole row of the Draw TABLET!

From the discussion on the router:

x:I am a gamer with experience here for 19 years 8 months and 4 days

Y: What do you think of the peel? Not so much in the account.

Battery, why are you so cold to me?

From the Foreign Forum:

Hello to,

Can someone translate this for me?
"[eQ] Jura90: Shit you shit you scratch the gnome"

Thank you in advance!

New Russian weapons:
The created superweapon brings Russian air defense to a qualitatively new level, giving the ability to shoot down not only missiles developing hypersonic speed, but also in general any means of attack - both existing and not yet created.
The commentary:
"Not yet created Only the Russians, the fox, the scientists boldly look through the blade of space and time.

From corporate mail:

(17:36) XXX Broadcast: The Support Service announces a set of passions for carrying a heavy cross of information support to those suffering under the 1C program, as well as issues not related to 1C and IT, including life issues, in two-by-two mode to the company headquarters. It is guaranteed: unrealistic volume of tasks, a huge amount of negativity in the non-stop mode, exciting conversations with users and exciting correspondence with the heads of units, as well as, possible - some reward. The applicant requires: a kind attitude (you can only marry when the microphone is off or at the time when the telephone tube is on the base), optimism bordering dementia. Definitely: having a sense of humor. It is desirable to have some intelligence.