Found in Space:

A granddaughter of pre-retirement age and a small set put out the top box of the table and found a mouse in it. After that, two dozen young sports ballerinas tried to repeat her feat: from the position of "sitting at the table on a chair with a back" to jump back, closing the box with a foot in a jump, and the chair should remain in its place.
Two chairs and three boxes were broken. could not repeat.

Olegsergeevitch: Cat food has become 20% more delicious. How did they find out? How did they it?
Mihail2706: It is just simple. We fill the food, pull the cat out of the bowl. We measure the effort with a dynamometer.

Such colleagues
I sent one to the store to buy tea-sugar coffee.
I asked to buy a lemon.
So she brought in a bag of lemon acid.
With the words "and what is the difference"?

The next time another colleague, on her request to buy milk, brought her dried cream.

I am the only master of this metastar system, and all who refuse to acknowledge my greatness, I will destroy with my neutrino bombs.
Is it a neutrino bomb? Bravo, it’s the most useless thing I’ve ever heard of.

Dialogue with a friend:

Fuck, I try to remember something good.

Are you calling Patronus?

HHH: How did it all go?
Wow: the norm, as if, did not endure any Achinees in the masses
Wow: Today on my couple came 27 of about 70
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’t go on the first couple on Saturday. :)
Wu: goes under this same stream the following lecture to lead - and this is: "Yes, anshlag!"
Wow: I was ashamed, I rub him ashamed, said, Saturday, 8 am, all that.
Wow: I realize that behind his back two-thirds of students are silently down.
WOW: I am - mega-prepod >_<

xxx: The start of the concert was a little late, the enthusiasts shouted "KI-PE-LOV!", and I couldn't scream, I roasted, because in my head with the same intonation sounded "DED MO-ROZ, VY-HO-DI!"

There are so many questions and dilemmas in our life. Career or family, stable income or freedom, love or calculation... And what will you choose?
The Picasso! I choose you!

We have a micro district "Meat Combinate". There is meat.
Tagged: surprisingly
HHH: So is it. A man lived there. Working on the same meat.
XHHH: put him in the military committee shorter. They ask
HH: Where do you live? In the meat combination.
HH: Where are you working? In the meat combination.
Q: The name? ... the cabbage
I was sent to a psychiatrist for a re-examination.)

The fuck is cold.
I was walking in the autumn jacket today, I was thinking about the meaning of life, about death, and about what I dive.

One damaging aunt from work was delayed today due to a morning visit to the clinic and testing.

At lunch she said.
Now I’ll give you a hand-made snack.
and get out of the package a mayonnaise bowl with some brown mass (potatoes in some shit as it turned out later)
A quiet voice from the table.
Didn’t they get it in the clinic?

Collaboration from chairs

I don’t understand, why did you take me so badly? What has the eyes broken? Has she any trouble? Do you like something? So tell me in the face, as courageous as this!
Now feed the cat! You see, he is hungry, what a miserable look he has!
“Yes, dear, I see, I will feed now.

The Terminator had a red screen of death.

The RPC has already built its own Orthodoxy!!! Blackjack and the prostitutes!! to

Discussing an online store job announcement: A candidate is required to understand the basics of discrete mathematics, mathematical analysis, differential computation and probability theory.
XX: When studying in the universe, not one smart professor could explain why and where to apply it in practice.
YYY: Strange professors This is applied in practice and for a lot of money, which I actually do.
ZZZ: Is it a rehearsal?

The urticaria is still burning, although it is already drying.
XHHH: performed natural testing work here
HHH: Although maybe it was me a bite in the bushes.
Don’t mutate into a bug, please!
I'll think I'll be crazy.
Not because I am afraid to mutate, but because I like to feel like a naturalist.
Do you mutate scientists?

You have taken your junior, middle and senior. You weren’t here five years ago.

Where are you descending? In the light? Who tells you about this site?

I have a new habit here - if I read the text and see an unfamiliar word, I look into the dictionary. Now I’m reading Moscow-Coffee, and I’ve learned more about syphilis than I would like.
XHH: and just dampened "hard and soft chancre".
Previously, when I read this book, I did not know the meaning of these words, and in context, the words seemed to me filled with a romantic meaning.
Conclusion: Knowledge multiplies sorrow

My 5 cups on:
> I thought about it. And what did the knights do when they suddenly chested their back?

As a person engaged in historical reconstruction of the period of the XIII-XIV centuries, I have experience of wearing armor and fighting in them. When you stand in the army and look at the enemy regime that has been damaged by the alabards, the suddenly chested back appears to be the least problem at the moment. In other words, you don’t even pay attention to such little things.

At the same time he went to the store for melted cheese and ran for vodka.