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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145916
 26.10.2017
by Pulya

The unmarried man is a fighting man, the married man is permanently discharged (unharmed), and the single man is after a vasectomy.

There should still be a training - for safe work, and a parade - beautiful and with a sprinkled bow.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145915
 26.10.2017
I was swimming, I was 23.
xxx: I went down, went out seconds after 25-30. for this time rubber tapes frozen to the ice
zz: fucking, ))) enough, I don’t like horrors))
XXX: But the feelings are interesting. The body is so upset from what is happening that the feeling of cold is not as acute as when you just go into cold water. The body just refuses to believe it happens.)
zz: My body moves horses, instantly

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145914
 26.10.2017
Oh, do not blame yourself! Do you have gay parades? Honestly climbing each other into cowards in public places gay? Harassed a colleague of non-traditional orientation at work? Have you actually watched this at least once in your life? Have you ever heard of the "second hand"?

You’re angry with gay people just because they’re different from you. For some, this is enough to offer mass shootings. And take such a damaging monster to power - first gay, then Jews, then those who painted their hair in an unstable color, well, and so on. When they come for you, no one will stand for you. See also 1939 to 1945

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145913
 26.10.2017
If hamster is used as a PTS, and still in non-traditional sex - how will this type of perversion be called?
— — —

The anecdote. The family caught a goldfish, it is them: you have all three wishes.
I want a ham.
Father: In the p#zoo hamstring!
Mother: From the p#zda hammer!!! to

And at all. Release the hamster and tie the cat away from the bank, perverse!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №145912
 26.10.2017
When I went to college, I lacked my pocket money. I had to pay taxes after school. One day I come for a challenge. Two drunk boys are standing in my car and the most talkative is sitting in front of me. We go, and he tries to ask me various questions: “What if I don’t pay?” I answer in a joke, “You will pay by nature.” This guy fell asleep. We approach the ring, and it falls on my knees... His friend says, “Brother, you are Che, I have money!”

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145911
 26.10.2017
We will allow you to enter society if you do not pretend to be normal on your own. And no one will touch you, no bad words will say. But once you show something - everything, no protection and no guarantees. As they say, rotten ulcers should be hidden under bandages, not displayed.
– is 
And we do not have normal and rotten ulcers. We have nothing to hide. You need to hide the color of your eyes, the color of your skin, the height, the shape of your nose, the shape of your ears, not the ulcers. The wounds are in your sick fantasies.
I am very disgusted with people who are overweight, I am angry as they swallow, swallow, but I will never see that I am disgusted. Because it is not human. Do you need to shut down all the fat? Red is burning? He is a middle-aged man like you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145910
 26.10.2017
X: You gave the girl a compliment, and she has already figured out the name of your third child.

Because the first two are already there.

Z: And the third she’s already pregnant.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145909
 26.10.2017
I went to the dentist. I am afraid to treat my teeth! He begins to dig something and I feel like this is hell. I begin to hunt.

Dentist: Do you feel hurt or scared?

I: It is terrible.

He breathed and continued his work.

The question is properly asked. 😉

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145908
 26.10.2017
My dad still remembers bringing a homework notebook from school where I had to write five words on a. And there, with the red pen of Angelina Victoria, "Anchous" and "ambrosia" are cut out. It says, “There are no such words!”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №145907
 26.10.2017
My father was 12 years old when he was first caught by his relatives. In two cars they drove into the forest near the village. Everyone went into the woods, and the father was left to guard the cars.

For four hours or more, relatives and friends were looking for cockroaches, but the hunt failed. As they grew up, a picture awaited them, a father standing and throwing a stick into a goose lying on the ground. The question is, “Where is the goose from? “History was told.

My father was walking around the cars, and he saw a goose approaching on the road. There’s nothing better than throwing a stick in him so he doesn’t get close. He said that the goose broke his neck. So my father was the only one that came home with the prey that day.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145906
 26.10.2017
KoleerBoiler: Whoever comes to us with a sword, has a sword and a sword!
Danechka: Well he’s with a sword, how can you steal from him?
It’s like you’re not in Odessa.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145905
 26.10.2017
One day I invited friends.

We were about 16 years old. I went to school and drank beer. I had no one at home. Everything is more interesting than hanging out on a cold street or in a dirty parade.

come to me. Opened the beer. Conversation was engaged. And no matter what, my father came back from work much earlier than he should have been. Clock for 7.

The father bluntly nodded his head. Beer was not approved. But he decided not to take educational measures. On the condition that we drink only one bottle and sit like adults – without the eagle and the goot. He took a cup of tea and sat down with us.

The conversation did not fade. And the father told the story of how he fought with the Uzbek in the army.

We did not have such impressive stories. My dad told me one more. As a young man, he mistakenly smoked marijuana and ran in the elevator.

On the dessert, the father told about how in his childhood lost in the taiga and ate protein.

My friends visited me several times. We were already friends with Dad.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145904
 26.10.2017
The Homosexual

Tell me, are you here arguing about those pydors that are tied to the cat’s bench, or in a good sense?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №145903
 26.10.2017
Lesha.VH: good bath) although I don’t tolerate dirt and brushing my teeth in one roomand
How many times has it been scratched - the shit flies to the toothbrushes and it is useless)
Interesting what a post. I did not immediately figure out what to do. And then I realized that a man sits on an eagle, with his feet on the toilet. Here he is fucking on the sandwich and flying. Try sitting on a chair with your ass. Nothing should fly. And keep the brushes in the closet - it's like a double protective. Try not to brush and brush your teeth at the same time. I understand that this is not rational, but in the city so many do.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145902
 26.10.2017
Fuck, I don’t know how you do that. I just don’t know.
I tell you. My daughter had a birthday recently. Since the daughter loves the cartoon “Cold Heart,” I suggested to my husband that you can give her an Elsa doll. Anna already has it. The day X comes, the husband comes from work and solemnly delivers the daughter...Anna’s doll! Our daughter was raised, said "Thank you", as it should be, the hysteria didn’t start. I pulled my husband into the kitchen and asked, What hell? And he says, "What are they different? Another light? Well, I will buy a white paint, she will paint her hair and it will be as it should". He is actually a good man. And I understand that he could be stupid at work. But the hell, couldn't you even get a little insight into the topic, download the photo from the internet, not to get confused, once I was going to give a gift related to this? I understand that he is not obliged to understand the cartoons, but it was possible to show at least a little attention to the interests of his native daughter? Or a gift "to get rid of".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145901
 26.10.2017
Be Healthy

>>> > people in offices and other places of mass crowd of people should not be

This is right. With homosexuals everything is ambiguous - whether you like it or not, and then sneezed on you such - and Opa! You are already with them.
In this sense, gay is preferred. No cold if...

[ + 22 - ] [31 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145900
 26.10.2017
If I get to hear calls to allow the parade of the DCP, I will not understand them. First, the purpose of the parade is incomprehensible - we do not boast of them, and we know about their existence. Secondly, not everyone is pleasant even just to watch the DCP, and the opinions of these people should also be taken into account.

The Voot! This is what you said against which gay protesters and will protest the DCP shniki. "Take them away from us, we don’t like to look at them". Little boy, if someone requires you to sit and not light up, it is better not to appear at all on people, because he is uncomfortable looking at your baldness, curly nose, too small / too big height / foot size, etc., you will perceive this normally and try not to get in the eyes "normal"? Because you no longer interfere with society, just "look unpleasant", but you have to respect society, right? The same people with disabilities require some investments from society - for treatment, for creating an affordable environment, etc. But about them we have almost ceased to cheat - we create, we invest. Although they have limited working capacity, and most of them will not have children. Homosexuals do not demand anything from society on a material level. They work just like naturalists, they don’t need pandas on the streets. They just want to walk on the street holding hands with loved ones, as naturalists do.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145899
 26.10.2017
In principle, I don’t see anything terrible in these exercises. Someone in the courtyard, someone from the stage melts with the tongue. Why not? If I could talk so easily and just talk about nothing with a smart look, I would also have some training arranged. "how to become a fox", "10 steps toward the refrigerator", "the right way to scratch a cat's belly", "interest: training a look that shows interest with complete indifference";

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145898
 26.10.2017
I remembered how we in Microsoft sparked the projector that the center weighed, a week tried, opened a criminal case, ordered a new one, and when a new one was brought there was nowhere to hang it - the old one hanged on the spot. He was taken for prevention.
And twice past the guard calmly travelled, found the stray, as if removed, packed and taken away))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145897
 26.10.2017
Vegans are such...
XXX: The student today told: she after school, there in the second grade told them about the muscles, all that, one girl raised her hand and asked, "Well, of course, the muscles. Where is the meat of man?"
YYY: In the refrigerator, b...

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