xxx: Oh... I remember in 2008 my friend and I designed a house for a classroom. 8 hours of one picture.

Beyond designing, what else did you do with her?

I joke at night, of course. Or is it about a girlfriend?

A acquaintance told me. He hunted within the city (Ryazan) on sandy carriers. Further his story:

“It’s early in the morning, a little fog, I’m standing and catching. The "Buhanka" (UAZ) comes in, a man comes out, not in a hurry dresses himself in a submarine suit, wears balloon on his back, lashes and went into the water.

I stand as an officer.

A few minutes later, he comes out, carrying a drowned man, aged 25-40. He puts him on the shore, changes his clothes and leaves.

And I stand like a fool, alone in the early morning, with a corpse next to me.

I pulled out my pants and left.”

There was a friend who told the girls that he was a virgin. Some slept with him.

YYY: I had that. I told the girl that I never slept with anyone... I’m sorry, not very successful. I was angry, turned away. I asked her: What is it? I said I have the first time. She turns: Oh, I thought you were joking!

And then, with such enthusiasm: Yes! Go again! You will study!

My husband’s phone died. He bought a new one, sits, restores contacts. I see, he records me as a “Lighthouse.” I was mistaken, he was a man with a lot of emotions, love proves more in deeds than in words, and here he signed so poetically.

I approached and cuddly asked:

Is it because I am lighting your life?

He was confused at first, and then cried and said:

No, it’s because your ass is constantly swallowing.)

I had an operation on my eyes a year and a half ago. To the home from the clinic to go 15 minutes, but I was not able, so my grandfather met me, and we called a taxi to the house. The price of the trip is 100r.

They went. My grandfather sat in the front seat, I was in the back. I wanted to say to the taxi driver, “Yu, you’re a toxic.” For he has managed to shake his ears with the fact that the government is shit, everyone ruined, everyone steals, no honesty, corruption, poor people suffer and so on.

We finally arrived. Grandpa goes out, I give the taxi driver the money, he quietly takes, and quickly leaves, I barely shut the door.

Then it turned out that grandfather also paid him, only I saw nothing because of the diaper) probably, afraid that we would uncover it and take the money, as the dwarf government does.

Compared to leading TV news, those who are on the track have a decent, necessary and noble profession.

Posts by Peckin 2020
Everyone remembers how the notorious postman did not give the package because of the lack of documents from the recipient.
However, time is not standing still, with time the marasme only strengthens and goes to a new technological level.
End of October 2020. The pandemic. Somewhere in the south of Russia, my aunt and aunt were sick with the crown, lying in the hospital. You need one drug, the other, because the supplies in the hospital are extremely limited. In the pharmacies of this and neighboring cities there is no line. Fortunately, in Peter we can find a lot of what we need. Purchase and Express Delivery. And here again we need the medicine X. We find it in a well-known Internet system. They do not sell themselves, but deliver to one of the pharmacies of the city, of choice. The pharmacy is selling. In the evening we order, we quickly receive a confirmation that tomorrow at lunch will be delivered to the pharmacy. As long as everything goes well. At 11 a.m., I see on the Internet that the order is already in the pharmacy. Everything worked superbly! I go to the pharmacy, call the order number. Yes, we did, but we can’t sell. Why is? The Marking! The system does not work. When can you sell? Maybe in an hour, maybe in a week. Fuck the fuck! The same marking we have been suffering with in the shoe industry since March this year and which has deprived us of a portion of our customers because they were unable to work with it. Curve site system, no needed functions, regular glues. This is all about the marking system. They also brought their pets to the pharmacy!
So the arrangement: there is a patient who urgently needs a medicine, this is the same medicine in the hands of the provider, this is the money for him (we don't remember about free medicine and medicines). But what a shit sticker that is wrongly read or not read at all. The sticker was invented by another idiot under the pretext of some public good, but in fact to get 50 copies for its release. It is 50 kopecks for each sticker that some people are involved in this shit. And with those 50 copies, do what you want. Look for medicine elsewhere if you find it. And no, so suffer and die, dear comrades. The pandemic? No, they didn’t hear... We have our most important to get from you.

Previously, in the Soviet Union, there was only one television program about animals - it was so called - "In the world of animals".
Now she is not there, but there is “House-2”, “Let’s get married”, “Let’s talk”...
I liked the old broadcast more.