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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158880
 26.10.2022
Xxx: here I can work and a colleague will come to me and ask in 10 minutes what to do. I will say, of course! And then, somewhere in a week, I’ll, for example, sit at dinner and say, Fuck, I forgot! Another month to worry.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158879
 26.10.2022
In order not to get into history, it has to be well taught.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158878
 26.10.2022
Criminology is the science of criminals who fail. Those who got caught.
The science that studies the fortunate criminals is called political science.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №158877
 26.10.2022
Once I started dating a guy. I came to visit him. It was great (I thought so). In the morning, he was busy doing business and smiling told me not to rush home, drink tea and feel at home. I was not in a hurry. He came back in half an hour, completely surprised that I was still here. On my smile, he said, “I’m serious. Fuck it now...”

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