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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56845
 26.11.2011
From the forum:
Do women recognize sperm inside their bodies?
YYY: Women do not have a bottomless well inside, so they can be recognized. Do not expect to end unnoticed.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №56844
 26.11.2011
The world I live in is called drink. If you want, I’ll take you with me, and if you want, I’ll share it with you!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №56843
 26.11.2011
Lego has always been a designer of pressed cocaine, judging by the price.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56842
 26.11.2011
The Prep of History explained who was Hercules by the words It is like Chuck Norris only in ancient Greece.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №56841
 26.11.2011
I sit scratching mail at work, under letters signature type "sent from IPhone" or "sent from Blackberry".
The next one is sent from MG-42.
As far as I know, the bullet...

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №56840
 26.11.2011
In prostitutes, before the front teeth were beaten out, so that they sucked better and did not bite a member from inexperience or anger.

So, my sweet girls, if you write "Préfétisme, like deliefs, photodalef?", I know everything about you...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56839
 26.11.2011
Drunk adults almost like children, only drunk adults

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