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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22967
 26.11.2009
by mik:
Fuck, how do you get rid of this job?
I explained to the accountant where the left is and where the right is.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22966
 26.11.2009
1: such a soft name, they still paint the walls
2nd suitcase

[ + 96 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22965
 26.11.2009
My girlfriend recently went to Dima Bilan
2: Big or small?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22964
 26.11.2009
The storm went to work, passing past the lark of the spot, they sold a rainbow rainbow. I decided to remember my childhood, I bought it.

From three systems and a table he built a ladder.
The work is done....................

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22963
 26.11.2009
The second hour. Video on one website Demonstration of another new system of hands. battle: a man approaches his car, puts his bag and then a robber attacks him with a beat. The man defends himself, “disconnects” the robber, takes a beat and... He is escaping!!! to

The goal achieved. Why does he have a car, because now he has a bit!!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22962
 26.11.2009
A girlfriend has a 6-month-old child. after meeting her at the cafe we write in the ass:
She almost killed her husband.
Why is it, Link?
She told her husband to feed the child while I was in the cafe with you. I ask him "he fed his son". replies "no". I ask "why?!" answer " and I said to him said SHALL EAT, and he did not go";

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №22961
 26.11.2009
July 8th: Hello
Welcome to you)
You know... I’ve long wanted to tell you...
WOW : what?
HH: I think I love you...
Sori has flown (so what did you mean there?)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22960
 26.11.2009
JIMBO3188: Eats your mother fighter 3 While I waited for them, I grew up :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №22959
 26.11.2009
He changed his head, changed his mother, changed his food, changed his ups, beat his head at the table, shouted and got drunk.
It turns out that the TV tuner receives the signal from the controller at the same frequency as the TV (

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22958
 26.11.2009
Lindenss
Just a fairy girl. To regret that you were not called, and then remember what they called, but refused categorically))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22957
 26.11.2009
No fear, no fear, no fear... Mom just brought from work))))
Director"s"s"s"s"s
Explanatory
I went to work on the day I broke through a neighbor's dog,and hit a wooden cane or the border I don't remember.And because of this stroke I got a cranial injury.Because of a strong shock I confused the weight in the boxes and squeezed hren knows that just mixed all the numbers.Behind the neighbor's dog you can not worry with her everything is okay except that she has a broken tail in two places,and a bitten ear when I fell my teeth clicked and all.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22956
 26.11.2009
"Everything that we have now, in general,
The children will be called the age."

Faith is

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22955
 26.11.2009
I write before requesting just because I want to share. I have now discovered a wonderful property while walking for tea, swinging on the carpet I charge with static electricity and generously share the charge with my colleagues! The know-how has been shared with those who understand and here we are already like a sect of charcoons, climbing around a circle and then running for the victims.)

[ + 134 - ] Comment quote №22954
 26.11.2009
A guy writes to his girlfriend, going to his birthday with a girlfriend, without him:
The Order...
Do not drink excessive amounts of water from the fire, so that you will not fall into a state like a whirling.
Eat what you prefer from the name table.
But if you fall into a wonderful condition, do not dare to put your eyes on your neighbor in the absence of the one who loves you.
Otherwise this eye will be struck by those who love you without any regret.
And the neighbor will be swallowed by them with the help of a magic rod. in the common people by a beat called!
P.S.After this party, do not forget to send a message to the person who loves you with the help of a signature device about the fact that you were stumbled by a road car to the choir of your relatives.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22953
 26.11.2009
There are only a few months left until the Diploma defense!!! At least get a task :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22952
 26.11.2009
And I liked the picture about Darkness: there are two main characters (a girl and a vampire guy) and the signature: "before the first critical days she will survive" :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22951
 26.11.2009
Every self-respecting hunter has a collection of photos of naked asses that tried to scare him.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22950
 26.11.2009
Again about the breasts.
Someone wrote here that if a girl would jump with her hands raised, the breasts would spin on the clock. There is an assumption that in the southern hemisphere they will turn against the clock. And one person wrote that his penis was turning in a circle when he jumped on bended legs.

The own question:
If a naked transvestite will jump right on the equator with his arms raised and his legs bent, will the breasts turn in different directions? To which side will the member turn?

And I need to be treated urgently, because I sit and think at work about naked, jumping over the equator transvestites.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №22949
 26.11.2009
All of you, Jay. I will save. I kiss, I love, I embrace, I mock and I comfy you in the ear :)
Why do I put it in my ear?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №22948
 26.11.2009
did not try. But 30 years ago there was one shaman in the guest. He showed me his skills. I sat with my eyes closed and listened to his beats on the drum and re-readers. For a while I began to have hallucinations, I flew away... Later, at any sessions with hypothesizers, there was nothing like it. As it turns out, I am absolutely not inclined to suggestions and hypnosis. P.S The shaman did not drink or smell anything, he did not burn any pleasures, he closed his eyes so that I would not be distracted by any external stimuli.

oxliak today, 05:07 #
Who is "Bubben" the Shaman?

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