Children should be educated from the moment their parents are born!!! to

If it’s the first time, call me. If you refused, because " busy today / school tomorrow / cat is giving birth / hair is not done, etc. ", you should not call. These "causes" usually do not disappear!
Yyy: Well not always, if once this is - maybe, the cat is really giving birth :) But if the cat gives birth every two days, then, of course, it is not worth naming.
Zzz: If the cat is giving birth at all, it should be careful

Apartment for sale in Moscow for $250k
You can buy for a smaller amount:
10k - 20k house on the coast in GOA
2K-3K - slave in Thailand for the rest of her life
2K-3K - another one, so that the first is not boring
2K-3K - and one more, for fun

petit_fantome: Once a nearby and unlucky young man began to formulate a multi-stage compliment with a very complex design, mixed, confused, so long picked up words that I eventually lost patience and began to tell him epithetics. He listened and agreed.

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So, the case was autumn.I went to the clinic in the morning.
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With a package in hand.
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Very very easy.
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At the crossroads I cross the road, and I am surrounded by 2 children aged 17-18 on a scooter and pulled out of my hands this package.
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Consequently, they then disappear in an unknown direction.
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There was only one thing in the package.
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Box with analysis for eggs of worms!

1: I would like to see.
as the desperate Oriflame people relentlessly try to penetrate perfume to the equally relentless Jehovah’s Witnesses, while they try to convert them to their religion.))))
[23:11:36] 1: it is like an antivirus battle )))
[23:12:23] 2: Who is who?)))
But I think the Oriflame will win.
[23:12:49] 1: They have no soul
1: They sold their soul to the devil... and a stinking tree.

Another law of deceit in girls is to paint the eyelids and sneeze :(

Serega: This year, the SPB government allocated 1,000 units of snow-gathering equipment. Judging from what I saw today on the street, these units are Moldavians with shovels..."

I went to the market with my nephew. He walked in the rows, he was on his hands. When I got out of the market (I still thought it was hard!He found a booty in his hand. Where I found the unknown.

Can contact lenses stick to the eyes in the cold?
Dr. House: If you are still alive, no
c) J4R

The hacker, who showed porn in Moscow, was sentenced for drugs.
Comment: Here is a good example of how to fight torrent users.

What do I do if I know my boyfriend is cheating on me?
Make a plane.

Thank you very much Fede, who today in the cafe on Pavelecka whispered us the password from the local wifi point of access))) thank you very much!=)) you give a crazy wifi!

Plz, bring it to the best, let the mankind rejoice))

I sit on duty at the FSB Public Relations Center. The call:
“Zdr’auствуйте” (with a light French pronouncement) is the FSB? It is wonderful. I am the director of a children’s home in Fr'antia, for the Russian children-in-law. We brought a girl here – she’s a mother! Str to fuck! She spoke all the nightmare words! He sends everybody to the hares!” Do something! What is the FSB? She said she was Putin’s daughter.

xxx: "the position of the regulator allows you to move in all directions, and the tram - only to the left, which is not part of his plans, because the rails are laid only straight";
How much irony

The premiere of Harry Potter:
In the plot, Harry and his team must destroy some kind of artifact that, as they say, you will destroy, Harry is confused!
And there’s a scream from the room:"Bring him to Mordor"!

This is a shit!! I am a witness to the century affair!!!
YYYYYYYYYY
xxx: caroch, we have been living in the entrance for a few days) with everything as it should be - sret, sash, blush and so on. The people are outraged, but they cannot burn it any more. We have a key to the entrance door.
Well, it turned out that he wrote on a sheet of paper "do not close the door, work is underway", glued it to the door, opened the entrance to the basement for persuasion, etc... he put off somewhere an orange vest "lenspecgaz" and all this time mistaken in it in the entrance, and the workers of the utilities look not much better, nobody suspected anything)))

On the status "Everyone likes small kittens, small puppies, small chickens and chickens... And only a little chickens do not like anyone." 18 people inContact clicked "I like"

Topic: How do I know if I love a cat?

‎ One of the answers pleased:
Throw away your cat, it’s not worth you! He is using you. Besides food and accommodation, he does not need anything from you. Run away from him with the rookie. How can a girl be so disrespectful that you live with such a cat!!!! to

You know, when I finish school, my dad will pay for eggs, I will go to a prestigious university at a prestigious university, and then I will be taken to a prestigious job, I will meet a guy in a white BMW, who will marry me, and will love my whole life!
M: And I think, in your stall, you are beaten by some collective farmer, you will fly away from him, you will shoot his children, all your life you will feed a cow and he will collect seed, and you will live long and happy.