I am a candidate for the Duma. Interview a woman aged 25-30 years.
He asks: Tell me, and your election promises, are you actually going to follow them?
I think: Wolf followed, he withdrew from the elections of the SC...
Do you tell the truth or lie?
Girl: I will be fired for the truth, you confuse so that I can believe.

This is how we live...

The child raised by the admin calls the father-in-law "New folder".

The real story told yesterday by the boss at the bar:

I call a taxi, the driver says "The damage is that, the number is that, 3 minutes". After 3 minutes, the scattered six comes, the man rises up and says, "I'm sorry!"" Looking at the foolish faces adds "Self in shock!"

Why do boys get up in the morning?? to
yyy: check all systems before launch))))))

I am the head of department. I go into the office today, I see one employee have an open picture with a naked grandmother. I asked how. He says: "Yes, the link was opened in the Hebrew". I made him a small excuse.
In the evening I sit, read the hashtag, click on the link, the same picture opens, and here the wife comes in... Tomorrow I will apologize to the employee.

Acceptance at the back.
A stunned student runs into the audience.
Student: - We are there launching a new boiler...
Teacher: – Let’s count, – puts the count, – good luck!
The student escapes.
Two students come in.
They: - We have given you new teens for the laboratory.
Teacher: Let’s take a look...
I approach, I look at the teacher, he looks at me.
Teacher: I don’t remember what you did well, but let’s take a look at it anyway.

I’m going to Petrovka today, and in front of me a guy – spilled Lobanov from the Interns... He goes and talks on the phone –... Yes, normal affairs. As a son? Fuck the son - not a child, but a boy, the milk drank from the bottle, and the nipple on the fox stretched...

Hello to Venus! You are a Tatar?
Oh yeah yes!
I am an accident. Let’s get married, let’s have a baby, let’s call it Avatar! and :)
You are stupid, you are rustic! and :)

"Soon is dawn, no exit..." This song is a sad story about how a guy is forced to go with a girl to the movie for the new part of Sumerec.

<xxx> elections to fuck
<yyy> not a mother
<xxx> this is written on my TV box in the whole screen
<zzz>
<xxx> elections 2011 and beyond
<xxx> broadcast in a wide format and the population old square boxes remained
<xxx> so the word DEBATE is cut by the edges)
<yyy> fuck...

Tagged: aaaaaaaaaa
Tagged with: pchhi
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Would you be?

Noirdor: There are two people in me. One wants to arrange his life, realize himself and leave behind eternity. The other put it all in his mouth and went dancing.

Comes the checking subway to the KP (guard room), approaches the operator (soldier,
He was sworn that week, and said, “Tell me your duties.”
He is silent. The inspector again: Well what did the nackar tell you, before that
How did you put you on duty? The soldier replies: Don’t try the shampoo.
B to B

The third calac is more valuable than the plunged pipe.

This story happened this summer.
So then. Monday morning, everyone is in a hurry to work.
As a result of the accident at the substation, the trolleybus was unable to enter the route and the bus was sent by the depot on its route.
A couple of aunts rushed to the driver of the bus to ensure that the driver did not miss regular passengers. At the next stop, they saw men who always ride this flight to work. Men with a faint sight stood at the stop and did not react to the approaching bus, they were waiting for the trolley bus. One woman can’t stand it and screams:
The men! Sit down, it’s a trolleybus!
The men and so the appearance was not joyful, the effects of yesterday's weekend, and then their eyes were even more overwhelmed. Synchronously looking up at the roof of the bus, the men looked around, but did not move from the place.
The men! Someday! People are in a hurry, let’s go faster! This is a trolleybus!
I can’t stand it, another aunt.
The men are stupid, they clearly see the bus. and both.
There is a roar in the salon:
What are we standing?
The driver is about to touch the stop. Aunt to the driver:
Wait and wait! They are late to work! Men, that is
The trolleybus! rather than!
Here the grandfather comes up from the salon, approaches the front door and says:
Here are the old ones! Not a trolleybus, but a trolleybus.
The men, realizing that they did not have a white fever, but only were misled, sat on the bus and went to work with a smile.

To the director of the circus comes a woman - a small, dull, in glasses - a godfather. He says:
I want to be a tiger shelter!
Director with a smile:
“Well, you see there, in the cage, the tigers are angry, go and calm down.
The woman quietly enters the cage and hurts:
Well, beasts, you have to calm down!!! to
The tigers sat by surprise, one even wet. The disappeared director:
Have you done the same in your previous job...?
Yes, but I added something.
What is?
The seventh “B”

fZ: The paradox of this country: doctors in street shoes can walk around the clinic all day long, and patients cannot even get to the check-in stands without a buzz.

XX: I generally sympathize with today’s children in this regard. They had plastic bags. And they NEVER understand what it’s like to ride from the icebergs on the Zaporozhye cape...

Yesterday was a joke. I watched my husband sleep.
Showing on Johnny D.That guy would have played Jack the Sparrow well!
I: Well, if you say that...

The Mint, however...
I’m coming home from work...I remembered that the year had a rabbit on my nose.
I bought a beast that was thick, a meter and a half sitting.
Here, say, will be pleased with the favourite... PPS :) caught up in the salon. In the Nexus.

I am disturbed by Gaia.
What are you lucky?
and rabbit. Trophy of hunting. and :)
(Look at the salon)
Where is the rose?
You don’t have a brainstorming (brain pressure)? and )
Feed is normal. It does not bite. Where is the rose?
(I am in Houston)
I took the nerve. In the donkey :)
Without a rose?? to
... ended 20 minutes after the total
Trucks on the subject of the rubber... PPC.