After the first births, I thought: "It is very unfortunate that the childhood story that children are found in cabbage turned out to be false :( "

Fuck them, with grandmothers with tattoos on the back. The first retirees with tunnels in their ears will soon appear!

I got to the point that when I read the list of U.S. universities, I tried to read Oxford as a sixteenth number.

You have to be able to do so to find Oxford in the United States.

China to build world’s tallest building in 90 days
WOW: Is it probably somehow related to the fact that Asians have the smallest penises in statistics?

The husband revolves around and hints at the repayment of the marital debt. I, without breaking away from the computer in which I build in 3D MAX'e, I give out: "Dear, take off, I have enough eggs with max!" What eyes he had...

As I chase on the IS-3, the computer begins to lie.
The tank is heavy!

I go under a barrel to my sleeping husband, cling to his back with my nose and, gradually warming up, I say, “Mmm, my husband... He’s still warm!”

Call a friend’s girlfriend:
I don’t have a place to stay, I’ll stay with you for a few days.
Will we hide it or tell it to everyone?? to

Forum on C++

Leprikoshka: You have to find the maximum and the minimum in the two-dimensional range, and change their places. How to implement?

Iqka: remove all elements and change places for maximum and minimum.
of elementary!

1 Ahah, on wiki jokers. I read about functional keys, all kinds of f...
F13 is used for various magical spells.
Then I pressed :(
2 is not found?
Probably like a nine and three-quarters platform.
1 and I am a ugly maggull (

Reader: In general, we need to send our spies to China to steal the technology to fight State parasites.

I picked the color of the ass window under the color of the configurator window 1c. I do not burn.

Immediately invent an anecdote about Koreans!
The Nafiga?
I am corresponding with a Korean, she knows a lot of Russian jokes, I want to answer the same.
WOW: Dinner in front of the web and station her Gangamstil
You are the third person to recommend this.)

In the comments to a horror toy:
xxx: Class toy, now I sell bricks with friends.

I met the copywriter.
This is a smart and able to speak correctly and beautiful girl.
beautiful gentle and fragile girl copywriter
As a result of my acquaintance, I changed too.

and began to speak Normik, Pizdariki and Ohuenchik
Ekaterina and Kapsom

I replied, “You see that oxygen balloon? He has a clitoris. Please do it.""

Don’t make such a joke, you’re going to crack! If not his children, then at least his parents.

The series Eureka.
I liked the announcement of the meeting:
All staff members of the X department must come together urgently for a meeting. The topic of the meeting "And I told you".

My mother came to visit me to see how her foolish daughter lives. We sit talking. My cat came to listen. Suddenly, the mother recalls her educational functions:
You will forever be in the hole! Go straight up!
- Yes, I haven't done that for a long time - I am just upset, getting straight.
Instead of answering, my mother silently ticked her finger at the cat.
Which sits exactly the same, bending and laying the elbow on the table.

YYY ))))

The hiding panda pushed her mouth out of the puddle and smiled...

With single tits, in old pyjamas with Pokémon, butter with saliva and garlic >wash, why are these men on them, do not escape...

In this way, you can escape.