The wisdom tooth is called so because it appears when you are smart enough to go to the dentist and tear it off!

And my serenity will love me, he will overthrow mountains for me.
YYY: - I beg you, he doesn't even shake Dota for you.)

Sergey Zverev is famous for believing that he is famous.

Comments to the news "The Unstoppable 3: Failure is the fault of pirates"
Sylvester Stallone as Nikita Mikhalkov, the pirates are to blame

The electric welder Ivanov is greatly offended by his parents.
It should have been given that name - Electric Sweater!

Looked out the window.
The only thought - in such weather it is good only to send the snowmen to the forest.

The audio network cable...

XXX: A very important moment! In order to fully feel the musicality of this cable, I highly recommend moisturizing the ears with a drop of vaseline. The effect will be amazing! The point is that the resistance of untreated acoustic lubrication (vaseline) ear channels does not coincide with the impedance of high-quality network cables. What is expressed in the loss of lightness and transparency of sound, dryness and excessive stiffness in the HF area. Elementary physics, my friends!

YYY: I bought a cable to connect the welding machine to the country.
The sound is perfect. A wide range of scales
But when welded, the rails of the bottom fall a little.
29 January 2014

ZZZ: The acoustic room is extremely important. There was a mistake, t. listening was conducted in the open air, which does not allow to open the range in the lower part! I recommend cooking in a room with the correct acoustic geometry and only in the morning until the ears are "blown"! I listened to him at my friend’s house in the kitchen, on a granite table. At 4 in the morning, it was amazing! Then the vacuum cleaner was turned on through it, the bottom opened even lower, even the neighbors called the police.

AAA: I think it’s a bit overwhelming :D :D

I add :
here here :
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xxx: I needed a strawberry, I did not find the strawberries, so I took a meat cutter.
and----
What is wrong? The meat crushes completely...

Just the guys, except the electric meat mower, have seen nothing in life :)

What people did with loans: all of these in shoes, with iPhones and Louivittons and a stucco in the bus

The only thing I realized after watching “Interstellar” was that the older and thicker Matt Damon, the more he looks like Garic Buldog Harlamov.

Personal system administrator phrase: "For HR there is only an approved staff schedule. The person himself is only an optional attribute of the position."

Feel yourself a "optional attribute"...

Per it is better for you to keep quiet.? to
And the passport must be carried in Moscow, it is necessary for those "Moscowers", who came across its border...
And the indigenous people do not have a particular need... there that you are stuck... (from another indigenous moscovite).
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Sorry, but the fact that you are an indigenous Moscovite - you have written on your forehead?

It grew up where milk fell out.

Alexander is
I came home when my mom was watching TV. News of the day: some alcoholics found some stone older than the dinosaurs, in which a computer chip is embedded. The end of the world has come long ago.

Serena
It was your computer, ifjo.

I noticed something like this: when a Swedish table for lunch in a Chinese restaurant costs only 150 rubles, office girls on thin legs, with long hairs and manicures begin to chew gobajos and pork with pineapples like forty-year-old men.

Smokers, not compelled or restricted by anyone, are localized exclusively in domestic varieties. And we have clean streets, where no one is bothering walking children, those walking behind us, and so on. T.o Non-smokers are happy too. Because on a fairy horse with all the desire you will not jump far :)
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You will not believe, but among smokers there are decent people who think about the convenience of others. On our staircase for smokers there was a water ashes, a crown and a ashes bar, an anti-smoking air refresher and a slightly open window. After the Law, everyone went to smoke in their apartments on the balconies. As a result, the neighbors with the windows opened and said: better smoke in the entrance, as before.

She: What do you want from me?? to
He is: I? I do not want anything at all.
She: And why?? to

(newspapers group, photo of a small dried frog, cockroaches, larvae and something else incomprehensible)
The programmer brought to the editorial dishes of Thai cuisine for tasting.
P.S So far, no one has ever risked to try the snacks.

The best comment:
Out of the keyboard.

The best remedy for a sting is not to drink...and the head doesn’t hurt,and the hands don’t shake.and the salt doesn’t want,and the liver doesn’t hurt.

Football player Gascoine has repeatedly tried to fight alcoholism with the help of various hobbies. So, in September of this year, he tried to distract himself from alcohol with the help of fishing, and during one of the rehabilitations decided to collect whiskey, which he then drank during a new drink.

Exactly a quarter of a century ago I got the first pair of reading, when I tried to prove that we are still talking about a carpenter... But admit, you did not think of the line "Spring-Stretch summer red propelled"...Stretch does not jump and does not make sounds!