Neighbors have been actively engaged in repairs for a month with almost constant noise of drill and bulgarish. One morning his wife thought:
- And the wallpaper, I wonder, will they also be attached to the perforator?

The essence of the research is that the result is the absence of any evidence that they help from age-related breast clogging. Whether we wear it or not, gravity will be equally ruthless. Wear for comfort or beauty. It’s not about cuddling, no matter what.

In the German army, a soldier is not allowed to file a complaint or express critical remarks immediately after the incident. He needs to sleep and cool down. If he submits a complaint immediately, he will be punished. It is a pity that my girlfriend did not serve in the German army.

A man with a sweater and wine.

I give a tooth, the seller was embarrassed only because you looked like... No, not a gay, but just a beautiful man. Not a man, not a grown-up odmin, not a hopper, not a big boss from a jeep and other unesthetic options. A young, attractive young man. Fashion has finally taken into account the tastes of women! Take advantage of the moment! We have already got the zone-casarmic "ideals"!

A 27-year-old visualist, an old maid with cats, because just looking at no one, not to mention romance.

A teacher of biology today told how her acquaintance teacher of English asked the children a homework. It is time to ask the DZ, she begins to defy the program and those who composed it: "Why are they there? How can you ask children to translate 3 texts, teach 40 words and do 3 exercises? In general, I will regret you: do only 2 exercises, learn 20 words, and only 2 translate the text. The children were happy, thanked her and loved her very much, and she laughed in her soul: in fact, it was necessary to ask even less.

The sign "Data Recovery"
One day a man comes in and looks around.
Do we want something?
I am looking for a home manager.
We: There was never a home administration here.
I know it was around the corner.
Behind the corner and look for it.
Man: And it is closed there.
My uncle made my day. They understood where the joke came from about a drunk man who is looking for the keys not where he fell, but under the lamp.

xxx: My girlfriend loved The Sims gently, and I periodically pulled her updates and addons (in offline times still). At some point, her family couple in the game argued... and fought. So the virtual lady won in the end, because she ran in the morning and kicked the biceps, and the man drank piGo and rubled in video games)

O sport, you are peace! by Pierre de Coubertin

Yyy: Hurry up, what did they have to do with them there so that they could fight up? and :)

xxx: Yes, a friend asked them types: a serious business lady and a break-up-eatishnik) At the same time, she looked at me so echoingly, say, now our virtual avatars will show us a model of a happy family: I was actively promoting the same girlfriend in that period as a mode of vivendi)

As a result, the Aitishnik began to chop pigs, carved his lady's friend's heart and - a cherry on a cake - killed a couple of bushes of some exotic roses. Then I went to Fuji...

Yes, the roses are bad :)))))

XXX: Yeah, I was sitting next to you and enjoying it) The roses are wrapped, the girlfriend hangs off her jaw, she begins to expressively shake her mouse: "What have you done, Herod! I went through so many quests for these seeds!" And these were the third "Simas", with quests there all at the level. Well, right here, in the space of the monitor, a wild mess begins, turning into mutual offensive action and popular Cossack fun. It should have been to see how a girlfriend was sick for her favorite...)))

We all know at least one language. Their own. English is mastered by the English and Americans with different mindset, both smart and foolish.So the matter, of course, is not in abilities.
This requires time and effort. And if a person does not need this for work, nor does he intend to go anywhere, then he does not see any meaning.
But if he goes to other countries, you need to read some documentation, instructions, and he doesn’t want to teach anything, then his excuses – I don’t have the abilities – look really unfortunate.
I remember as in high school, explaining my assessments in English.
A few years later, after finishing school, he safely mastered it.
Many people were ruined at school, by faultless teaching, when grammar was blurred for several years.

My son goes to school by father. Once, they went away, and I look — the shift lies. And the husband does not take the phone with him, he then returns home. What to do? I waited until they came out of the entrance and called from the balcony. My husband says, give up. Walking is lazy, the elevator in the morning to wait a long time, a peak hour, because, shaped. The ninth floor. I thought I should not get on the roof of the entrance and on the roof of any car. I didn’t have time to think about the trees – I gave up. and ah. In general, our wreath hanged on the top branch of a tree that grows under the window. At the level of the third floor, the agah is well hanged, with both rope bars. The child had to go home for a replacement. Morality is obvious

The Tyrant:
So got the shoes?

Lila got it. This is a separate fairy story. In short, I climbed onto a tree and sprinkled the branch on which the swing hanged (it was already very thin to climb further). Now I walk by, I look and I am terrified.

Sorry for me, Sasuke
YYY in request refused
This function is not provided in this model Homo Sapiens Sapiens.
We hope for your understanding.
The function is "Sarcasm"
Apply Yes / No
XXX N
YYY in request refused
Reason: Yes key does not work in the interface
The interface is not very friendly.

Explain logical operations on a clear example. taken from Habr
Oh my God, you are so wet! Bringing you hot drinks?
A cup or cup. You can both.
Do you need sugar?
Sugar and a spoon. Sugar is useless to me without a spoonful, and vice versa, if the sugar is over, you can not walk for a spoonful.
- Will we pour you into a cup of tea or coffee?
Tea and Coffee. If you mix it, it will be ugly.
Lemon or milk?
Lemon and NAND milk. I would love to drink tea just so, from the addition of lemon or milk I will not give up, but not both at once!
–...
Oh... the waitress! Have you not slept? Say “Yes”!

We have to give the task to the test tomorrow, so move button'am!

Talking to a friend about the future, he admitted that he was confused: he does not know what to do next. I’ve always had trouble finding the right words to support. I see a lamp burning on the street. It pushed me to the thought, I am so delightfully stretching, with a happy smile (the necessary words are found) I begin my speech: "You see, the lamp is burning? Imagine that this is your bright future...." And in the meantime, the light goes out. and silence. The friend says: "Well, thank you". So my debut of the great speaker did not take place.

The crew did not allow the Russian world champion in WBA and IBF boxing Denis Lebedev to interfere in the conflict with the aircraft on the flight Los Angeles-Moscow.

One of the passengers after the take-off suddenly jumped up and started screaming that he would kill everyone, began to shake his hands. The crew could not handle it, but Dennis Lebedev offered his services.

Looking at the boxer and the debosher, the stewardesses decided that it was better not to allow such contact.

Do not spike out your altruism - they can catch up for it.

Another story about the Missouri disaster.
The disposition is the same: the 90s, one successful Internet provider, Misha.

The eighth day of March, that is, the seventh. Two-thirds of the group is female. Those men who managed to get rid of work, smoking and porn sites were occupied:

Organization of a festive table (two monitors at the Gazeli office went to the food market).
Purchasing gifts (the deputy director personally jumped into his Lanser and went to friendly wholesalers for perfume).
And also - flowers (Misha was sent on foot to the florist, the goods of the florists in the district were - like naked in the bathroom). My mission was somewhat blurred: to buy the best flowers. The military knows that the wording of the order should not allow for discrepancies. The army chief did not serve.

The table is covered. Group in anticipation. The ladies are dressed, beautiful, red and radiate fluids of happiness. Sissamins look carnivorously at the battery of bottles, then at the ladies, then again at the battery of bottles. There is no mice. These are all mobile phones from the kindergarten. And then it was exclusively a business VIP attribute. Therefore, to find out what traits are wearing Misha and where exactly - was not possible.

The clock ticks. The expectation is replaced by mild nervousness. Ladies are missing. Sisadmin has saliva, like a dog tightly attached to a sausage store. The boss gives a bucket, good gifts in place. And the flowers... Well, will this Misha ever appear? Then we give.

Congratulations, kisses, toasts and fun. Missy is still out.
Another toast from the boss for the gentle violins of our friendly collective. Even more fun. Michi is still not, but it is not so critical anymore.
Dances, hihi-haha, me-husband-chet, again toasts Missy and the flowers were forgotten.

Walked a lot. The deputy director even had to come back from home at midnight to release six employees from the monkey, where they were caught for vocals, choreography and other afta-paths near the subway. Among them there was even a whole puppy...

March 9 was a bit cloudy. Some of my colleagues obviously hid their eyes. Part of them smiled. Someone was banally red like cancer. Someone combined all three qualities (who was in corporations will understand). The Sisadmin brought something into their room in a large bag and locked themselves there.

About Misha and the flowers, if you remembered, not before lunch, if not one circumstance. The female part of the team in turn approached Misha and knotted him in the cheek. Misha was obviously confused and pretended that he wasn’t there. On the fact of this phenomenon, an emergency investigation was conducted, which revealed the following.

Misha knew where there are the best flowers in the capital and the surroundings. He went to the station, sat in the electric car and went to the greenhouse somewhere or to Sergeyev-Posad, or Dmitrov (now I don't remember exactly where, somewhere north of Moscow). They said, “The best of the best.” The fault themselves.

On the way back, he managed to confuse the direction and went away. Back to Moscow, he returned at night with a huge bunch of flowers, picked up on the track by sympathetic long-distance drivers, because the last electric car was going somewhere not exactly where it should be.

Realizing his guilt in front of the team, he went to work the next morning, handed flowers to ladies from the service shift (providers are also working on holidays), learned the addresses of the other women and for the whole day traveled them all (!!!)Congratulations to the flowers. In this he, indeed, helped one of his colleagues with the car, because on the subway Misha would not have time.

By the way, the flowers were really fresh, fragrance and absolutely elegant. And almost not hurt by the logistics target.

Elton John refused to speak at Trump’s inauguration. “Here’s Pidaras,” the elected president of the United States thought.

xxx: Sberbank Advertising: "We want to share with all those who want our knowledge about how much the Russians spend and get". Facebook intimidatingly placed next to the group’s advertisement "I rubbed".

xxx: Lord, here are: 1. bilinear forms? Those who have at least one singular number. Those who have a jordan shape? Those whose norm is consistent with the norms of any pair of linear spaces.
YYY: I also want to make me such a pearl!
zzz: Divide an imaginary unit by zero. You will see the trigonal space in the form of a broken oscillograph.
XXX: And now I want to be so pissed.

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