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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147640
 26.12.2017
A story adapted to the realities of the Russian village.

My grandfather planted a rainbow. The roof grew too big.
My grandfather pulled the rainbow out of the ground. It pulls and can’t pull.
My grandfather called. The grandmother came, called her granddaughter a suck, and the grandfather an old alkas, and pulled out the reed. The end.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147639
 26.12.2017
I live shit.
Do you want to say "no"?
HH: I said it all.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147638
 26.12.2017
The friends! Help me to spread!!! to
Today is 23.12. 2017 on the track from Perm in the direction of Kungur goes a young man of a stinking appearance (the long-distance drivers isolated as they could). His name is Andrew. He really needs help! Take at least a short interval of his long road, if possible, feed. He returns home to Krasnoyarsk. It has been 11 days on the road. My husband drove him only a few kilometers, then the roads split, but all the way cried himself that he did not give his gloves. Andrei worked on construction at the border with Belarus. The employer did not pay them, the brigade broke up. In order not to bombard, Andrew moved to his homeland. Road through the whole country. Worst at night, when cars are rarely taken, and in the road cafes he is not allowed to rest (there is no money, and the appearance is unrepresentable). He is very educated, correct, and does not smell bad from him (this is for those who cheat).
New year soon! Do a good deed! Send Andrew or spread this post. The good bumerang will come back to you!!! to
P.S It was lunch, maybe the kangaroo had already passed.
Please be anonymous!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147637
 26.12.2017
and anapest

> I’ve been working with "smartphone" for three years.

Why are you writing so rhythmically?

I’ve been working with "smartphone" for three years.
He changed the fourth.
One day in the dirty weather.
I dropped him into the well.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147636
 26.12.2017
Points - Our Everything

>> You work out without weekends and holidays, while wearing blackmailed clothes, using outdated equipment. Even lunch is probably taken from home in a bowl, or coffee is expensive.

The argument is just brilliant!
If work is fun, you can do it without a weekend. Not in the spacecraft.
"Drained clothes" is not a rubbish from washing, but just decent and inexpensive clothing.
"Old technology" – what’s wrong with it? Do you need to change the refrigerator every six months? Did not know...
Lunch from home is often more delicious than in a cafe, where it is not known what and what date is cooked. And too expensive, yes. Portions are smaller.

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