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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122321
 26.12.2015
By the way, the titanium spade is fragile, titanium, of course, is light and durable, the earth does not stick to it, but does not hold frequent variable loads. Take care of such a tool, it is not for force work.
With respect, the owner of the titanium shovel and shovel)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №122320
 26.12.2015
The guy obviously bought oil for all his dollars, and now feeds her his heater. What else can I do without drinking it?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122319
 26.12.2015
Our puppy made a bunch in the middle of the room, smashed, sent out for a walk. He returns, and in the middle of the room, Vania sits on a pot and also makes a bunch. But Vanuatu is praised! The puppy really showed all of its appearance indignation and astonishment why the human puppy is not scorned

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122318
 26.12.2015
XXX: Yes, these teenage movies are angry. Divergent, insurgent, running in the labyrinth, hungry games, dusk, guests, etc.

YYY: By the way, yes, they have grown.

zzz: We would have released one perfect teenage film and calmed down "A hungry diverger running in a dark labyrinth"

XXX: That is what I would do.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122317
 26.12.2015
A friend told them that at work, one freezer had three fingers cut off, so he only had two, the men in the brigade long thoughtlessly came up with a clique "twiks".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №122316
 26.12.2015
After reading the fairy tale of the girl with fireworks (in the fifth grade, probably), I stopped reading Hans Christian Andersen at all, because at once realized that what he was writing was not a fairy tale at all, but a depressing fantasy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122315
 26.12.2015
About Idiots: American Todd Miller arrived in North Korea in April 2014, broke his tourist visa and demanded Pyongyang authorities to grant him asylum. The Korean authorities immediately arrested him for “spying” and sentenced him to six years of forced labor. After eight months in prison, Miller was released and deported to the United States.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122314
 26.12.2015
have received a list of documents for connecting the office to light.
It seems that I will fulfill my long-standing dream (since I received a loan for a young family I have an idea) and attach to this stupid package a certificate from a gynecologist... And that there is everything, and it is not necessary? and Crazy:

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122313
 26.12.2015
Hi, did you call me? Sorry, I did not hear.
YYY: No, I have been drunk alone.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122312
 26.12.2015
The kitchen is small, passing. I have recently stood, cut something, my husband is crawling behind. I said, “Man, you could have passed through the barrel.” The husband says, “That’s how I went through the barrel.” Then he looked and said, “But now it was offensive...”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №122311
 26.12.2015
My husband is lunatic. One day we sleep and at night I wake up from the fact that he gently touches me, then for one half, then for the other, cuddling gently. I am happy in anticipation of sex, I turn my face to him and he gives, "Give this watermelon, it's ringing."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122310
 26.12.2015
The Client:

I need to make some changes on the site. Can you do?

It sends out a huge list of what to add on content as well as on website design.

I am :

In principle, I can start today.

The Client:

Just hurry up. We have already posted a list of changes on Facebook.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №122309
 26.12.2015
In a children’s camp, a boy gave me the nickname Baba Rambo. I didn’t know the meaning of the word at the time, but at least I stumbled on this boy and everyone who caught him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122308
 26.12.2015
xxx: if I even have a decision to refuse to initiate a criminal case against me on the fact of my question "Do you have a museum";;

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122307
 26.12.2015
I sit down and think how beautiful it is to sign a gift to my husband. And here, as a result of the adjustments and shrinkings of all kinds of pink spots, like the dear and beloved Aleshenko of Tanetka, I come to such a brutality: Tanustas - Alex. How is?
Wow, tell me before you give it – and I’ll ask you to stay ?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122306
 26.12.2015
I work in a factory technician. At work, I had to go to the factory laboratory for them to print and I invested it in technology. And there work mainly ladies of the Balzac age, who are in compasses, like I am in colors. Nothing in general. For example, I recently came and one is crying, saying half a day was writing out a typical process, and he took it and went away. I watched - and there just in the Excel the table in the side came...
So the story itself: In general, I have repeatedly observed how one of these ladies before printing turns the alt-monitor, and it becomes very uncomfortable for her to look at it, pressing to the very corner of her office. To the question 'why all this?' Answered 'the blind systemmaker said.'. (We call them so, there is still a lochmaty, or an eyezaur with a lochmosaur, you can't confuse the names.) I went to the eyezaur: Andrew, say, what is there for a fig?
AN: So they called me somehow, saying the printer doesn’t print. I came, looked at them, and the Windows 98 was slightly breathing. All killed, virus with a couple of thousands found. I woke up a lot, I restored all the wood, I decided to joke: I turned the monic and sent it to the print at the same time, the print went, I say it - this is what happened, in the monitor. They were talking together, I thought she understood. Listen, it was 5 years ago...
It looks like a happy end! Andrew came, explained everything, apologized. So she can't learn for a year - on the machine the monitor quietly turns mother. ))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122305
 26.12.2015
My grandfather came to a shopping center in a store. He returns, there is no car. He thinks they were stolen. Called the ments while they were driving, he walked around the parking lot and found the car. He moved her to the place where he thought she was standing with him and waited for mentions to explain the situation. He came, he talked to them, everything was okay. It comes, there is no car. I found out I wasn’t looking for it again :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122304
 26.12.2015
I heard about sushi:
How to make fish so that it tastes better than soy sauce?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122303
 26.12.2015
15:32 Nicole: what you usually do in your free time
15:32 Natalia: I am reading
15:34 Nicole: What you love to read
15:35 Natalia: Rosenthal
15:35 Natalia: Did you read?
15:36 Nicole: No
15:36 Natalia: a mature

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122302
 26.12.2015
What to do on December 30th? Have you stunned? On December 30, you need to stay away from servers, of course, not as far away as 31st, but much further than 29th!

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