A realist is a person who, during a dispute between an optimist and a pessimist about a half-full or half-empty glass of vodka, silently approaches and drinks a controversial vodka.
My friend was very worried that she was pregnant, but was embarrassed to go to the pharmacy to buy a test. So today I went there for her, brought 4 pieces, and they all turned out to be positive. I asked myself how she was able to do so.
Now she sat next to me and cried on my shoulder, and then asked:
How will I keep four children at once?
You know, all my questions immediately disappeared, and I am no longer surprised that she flew.