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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14758
 26.02.2009
The comedy club appeared when the martyros once declared - "We will have our KVN, with blackjack and prostitutes!"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14757
 26.02.2009
Wren: You know that because of the curvature of space-time from four absolutely identical rigid strings it is not possible to make a square, it will always be shaken?
Catherine of course! Anyone who has ever done repairs knows this.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14756
 26.02.2009
A half empty bus. Deffka is all roasted, the guy too at the interruption. Suddenly from where to come, I appeared a boy of 5 years old! He falls and says:
Girl, let me meet you!
Default: The hiccups...
Boy Deffy: Look small, be careful, she doubts)))
This is shit! I am always lucky!
The mouth of a baby!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14755
 26.02.2009
Marina: I was abandoned by a man on February 13 after a month and a half of unrestricted sex.
He said I was not his half.
Day before Valentine’s Day?
by Marina Agah. Do you know what I am most sorry for?
What if you didn’t get all the crowns for the party?
Marina: Fuck that he had in these one-and-a-half months - fucking such - a snail and I gave this hondon French ski glasses for a bunch of fucking babies!
Misha: I’ve always said you’re your boyfriend Marinka... now you know what a man feels after he’s thrown by a maid after the money dropped on her!

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