When I was a child, I was fascinated by photography, but then my mother hid it.

There is nothing better than curling, especially when the Germans play it.
I wake up from the screams (evidently TV) and I don’t understand if the parents turned on the German porn and forgot that the daughter at home...Yah!!!Yah!!!Nain!!!Nain!!!Richtig!!!Rechtig!!!Rechtt!!!Yahaphan!!!Statistics!!!Yah,Yah,Fantastic!!!Yeah...

Curling) Oral captain of the team, commanding those with swabs)

xxx is totally foolish.
YYY : M?
xxx: going to buy an old Icarus and open a route taxi, grit demand will be in the nostalgia...
I would like to ride, I would like to stand in the center =)
XXX: Are you there too?

Technical support letter:
Good day!
In connection with the urgent need, please transform our printer into a scanner.
Thanks in advance!
Collective letter from the marketing department!

Response of Support:
Unfortunately, the last piece of YSKRA was taken with Optimus Prime, so I cannot fulfill your request. In addition, the appearance of decepticons in the office has a bad effect on the business process.

MT: I am a programmer. I would ideally like a compiler to solve this problem for me.

I am a compiler. Ideally, I would like a programmer to solve this problem for me.

MefBezTufel: I am a processor. Guys, what are you talking about?

JustLuckyGuy: I am an electric charge. Stop chasing me here and then I will hit...

I am a tomato...

FinikWasHere: How long has it been with you?and :)