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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №139946
 26.03.2017
A computer worker! Why did you delete the items about drawing websites, programming in 1C? Why did you eliminate the maintenance of the SCD and video surveillance systems?
We computers are different. Do you need someone then?
It is written here!! to
“Let me explain more clearly: we, the sisadmines, programmers, computer scientists – as doctors. Someone treats the lungs, someone the face, someone the heart, and someone... Here you, for example, to treat eggs go to the specialist doctor, or immediately to the surgeon? Not to suffer?
It was the first time in my life that I saw a man pale so quickly! Almost to the blue!! He was so upset that I had to call the secretary and ask for water and corvalol!
The interview ended instantly.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №139945
 26.03.2017
I love my wife and I live a long life. But her vision began to deteriorate.When she put on her glasses, everything changed. Love happens, I can’t sleep. I am a fetish, go.

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