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[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95827
 26.03.2014
The first bullet hit the Sokol employee in the helmet, but crashed in the forearm. The second shot hit this employee. The officer then opened fire at the feet of the musician. Others were shooting into the air. Subsequently, another shot hit the leg of Musičko, he tried to shoot himself. When he was dropped to the ground, he continued to shoot and was wounded. The doctors confirmed the death of the musician.

222: I felt like I was watching a new Rambo movie!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №95826
 26.03.2014
Childhood is a tough time when bread seemed to taste better than beer. c) Sj

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95825
 26.03.2014
One of my good acquaintances for many years works in the sports school as an acrobatic coach. Every new group of parents at the first training he shows the same focus.
He puts a few mates on the floor and commands the children to run around those mates.
In a few minutes, the team says:
Everyone fast on the mates!
Boys lie face down, on the stomach, and girls face up, on the back. Always!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №95824
 26.03.2014
The White House. The morning. The Oval Cabinet includes the Secretary of Defense of the United States:
There are two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Let’s get bad first.
Alaska joined Russia.
And the good?! to
We managed to make fun of Medvedev on Twitter.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95823
 26.03.2014
“Wow, when I asked to order music at a restaurant, I meant something else.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №95822
 26.03.2014
Milaya
Wave is not the smartest cat.

Milaya
He stuck in the package and described it.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95821
 26.03.2014
"If the U.S. military had taken Crimea, it would not have taken it, and secondly it would not have returned home" (c) anonymous Pentagon source

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95820
 26.03.2014
The American joke about the independence of Crimea and the analogy with Kosovo:

Q: Why Crimea?
A is Becausovo.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №95819
 26.03.2014
Dear game developers! Just in your game I accidentally put the warehouse in the warehouse.. Please fix it!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №95818
 26.03.2014
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YYY: It will cost

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №95817
 26.03.2014
here here :
It seems to me that many of the "claims" are written by one person, which can be seen from the stylistics and linguistics of the texts?
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You do not think. It is not written but edited.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №95816
 26.03.2014
to this:
I go today in the subway (St. Petersburg) on the Baltic (in the direction of the bridge). Veterans), the doors are closed, after a while they are opened again, we are waiting. Then the driver announces the train is not going further please leave the wagons. Everyone leaves the cars and we wait. This is happening further. The engineer says the train should still go further back into the wagons. Everyone comes back. After that I understood that the machinery can fucking everything.
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