The Cuban dissidents.
About Castro is a well-known fact, described in many sources, but few know about Den Xiaoping.
When China turned his face toward America, Bzejinsky began to threaten Deng Xiaoping, saying that the rights of dissidents were violated in China, and the United States would be forced to adopt an amendment to defend their rights, similar to the one they adopted against the USSR (Jackson-Venic amendment). To what Deng Xiaoping replied – no problem, how many Chinese dissidents are you willing to accept in the U.S. – 20 million? Thirty million?
This issue has not been raised in the negotiations.)

The creator of Adobe Flash Player must issue a short-term passport to update it every three days! In the name of justice, shit!

I came with a girl on the cartoon "House" (6+). The situation: the heroine locked the alien (let's drop the details where and how), and he in every way captures her about liberation. It does not surrender, and then the following dialogue occurs:

If you don’t let me go, I’ll shoot you in the eye with a laser. We are so capable! A Alien is screaming.
If you shoot a laser out of your eye, I’ll blow up your skull. A girl answers him.
You can’t explode a skull.
As we can! Just blowing up the skull is immoral, so we hide this ability, the girl explains.

I lean to my companion and whisper to her ear: "In children's cartoons and movies often whisper two-dimensional jokes, the hidden meaning of which is understood only by adults, so that they also have something to have fun while watching. It was a joke ". The reaction exceeded expectations. and :)

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xxx: help find the melody of capturing the base, I want to put it on the alarm
Do you go to school with a rombo?

What do you have against Win 98? It is not 95!

It is obsolete for 15 years.

You are also outdated by 27 years, but many women will say that Ivan is still outdated!

But 27 years ago to conquer the heart of any normal girl you could at all in a couple of seconds - smile enough and sweetly let go of saliva

Also win 98 - 15 years ago he conquered at a glance, and now only cognizants or license owners (such as Sheldon Cooper burned it up)

The student has a car. I had a friend in the group. She lived near the town, in the village. The family is not rich. But the old penny was given to her, the eldest daughter, so that she could go to college - the bus is going badly. And nothing that penny - then, 15 years ago, the car on the entire faculty of students was only her, and the bridesmaids did not take off. And yes, a noticeable car.

My brother-in-law is fiercely Orthodox, he goes to church, counts with his father on all life matters, until now he has not fully agreed that my husband and I did not get married.

On the weekend we went to visit him, we went into the apartment. The first thing I heard from him, even before the greeting: "In no case put your bag on the floor, otherwise the money will not be paid!"

"The Cranberries of Monsters": Google did not do it, and Yandex could. We do not have such companies monsters organize.

My grandmother is unimaginable, as always:
- To be offended by her as if for nothing - but the tarakans have their plans! and Crazy: