xxx: fucking, my girlfriend will kill me (( I fucked the fiancé (( I was in the hills at my house, pulled off to wash my hands, fell down, and it fell into the sexual gap ))
YYY: Beats with the head about the keyboard
Sasha is! Not in the sex gap, but in the gap in the floor!! to

And they take me, and take me, into the snowy da-a-al, six white horses, and six white horses: November, December, January, February, March, and April.

A commentary on one of the clips of Nirvana on TyTrub:

Kurt Cobain committed suicide three months after Bieber was born.

I am a pediatrician. I open the card of the patient, and there on the last page the member is drawn. And professionally, with all the details, obviously not a 3-year-old child painted. I ask his mom: WTF?
It turned out that they went to the urologist, and the urologist explained so clearly!

I recently sat at home and watched a movie with six people. I don’t remember the names, but erotic moments were present in it. And here in one of those moments shows the picture of... the... culmination, when both the guy and the girl at the same time... the... end. The girl spreads her hands to the sides, slowly throws back, her mouth is open in silent screaming, pleasure on her face. Suddenly a light bulb explodes in the room and the computer is cut off.
We sit in the dark, in the utmost stupor, and there is a quiet whisper:
This is an orgasm. I said, of course, that you can cut off from pleasure, but to be so... :)

Thanks to thrillers and horror films, there is such an idea that pale rural children do not have toys or interesting activities, so they are entertained by the fact that they are standing at the windows for hours to scare their pale rural appearance of visitors from the city.

You are right, but:
With such friends, enemies are no longer needed. If a dispute still comes, excellent knowledge of each other allows you to hit but painful points targeted. Half an hour of almost quiet conversation and you are no longer each other. There would be something in the beginning. Keep in mind, it happens.

I know, it happens. But if you really value each other, you will try not to bring it to that. If there is a major conflict (small everybody has), the chances of reconciliation are greater, because the conscience torments for its behavior.
For example, I am flammable like dust, and very ulcerative. Everyone, even the boss. Always on the roof. And with my husband, even if I am very angry, I put my long tongue in the tube, and out of the room, until I get out (well though, I leave very quickly), and I can't speak properly. Because if I tell him the ugliness in the flame, and I hurt, then I will bite myself. And he saves me the same way, I see. And it doesn’t matter whether we hit each other or not, we’t last for years.
Married life experience - 11 years, general dating experience - 14 years. I never regretted ever that I agreed to marry him. I never heard from him:"What hell I married!", although I am still a gift.
Happiness to you all! Sorry for the whole lecture.

Nokia CEO Steve Elop: “There are no dual-core processors in smartphones”
People: "Nahera in the phone 41 megapixel camera?"

Homophobia is the first symptom of latent homosexuality.

And if you do not accept violence, then by this logic you are a latent rapist.
If you do not tolerate drunkenness, you are a latent alcoholic.
You think you need to work - a latent tunaeader.
Fuck, all these homosexual-psychologists, march, latent fools.
A simple man.

RT @barrduck: again Monday? Every day, every week, the same thing.

The Ural Zato. (Closed city with a nuclear theme)
I work after the distribution institution.
Oral questionnaire in the local "security department":
Finally the tortured letter captain (k) and I (I)
Q: Do you have relatives who are not currently living in the city?
I: Yes, mother, brother, sister
Sister - complete or partial parenthood?
I: in the sense?
Q: Sister is born in the father’s line and in the mother’s?
I: Well yes...
Brother: Full or partial parenthood? On the paternal line and on the maternal?
See also: UGU
Q: The mother is a parent on the father’s line and on the mother’s line.
I: "broken" emm... well, yes, on the mother’s line... 0_O
the edge of the eye I notice - puts in the column: "partial"

Anton, I’m afraid we’ll have to replace you with a man.

My husband gives me injections, terribly sick. The back flew out again.

Yesterday I swallowed the sponges:

I’m not going to bet today! Today is holiday! I do not want!

Husband: It is your decision. of your health.

I: Why do you talk to me like an adult?! to

The husband: Okay. Then I will now tie you, shut your mouth, place you in a corner, bind your eyes, take off your clothes.

I: - E-E-E-E-E... You talk to me like an adult again!

Our cat knows how much time is on the clock! )) We from Ukraine, with my husband freelancer, we get up at 9 usually... a cat, bite, knows what before the hoverboard will not get, but exactly at 9 wakes up every day, they called her "cat waker", the usual start is not necessary... today the first day when we moved to summer time, but she again at 9 we woke up! How is? I only have one answer: it’s a shit.)

Shi: You don’t love me!
It is:' (
Fuck me, I love it. You are a fucking fool.

Q: What is this new app on your phone, what does it do?
HN: shows the temperature of horneia celery
You are fucking fucking, do you know?! to

The younger sister received "2". My mother sits and reads. The reaction:
"My mother You are fighting. It is like in sport.
"5" - The Gold Medal
"4" - gold and gold
"3" - Bronze
a "2" is an honorary literature.

and robbery:
My dog has developed a reflex :(
When I rub Ramstein, she takes the carpet with her teeth and goes to the hallway :(

Announcement: 1 March Opening of the Salon-Shop "STOK"
(The first comment )
The Spring ;D

Do you want a stupid, stereotypical joke about punk?
WOW : WOW
Panthers love the Russian Wind. You can get out of the system!by 11
See also :DDD
zzz: o yes))) and thenë it’s shit))
I have 5 points ?