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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125983
 26.03.2016
Less than a day after the beginning of the work of artificial intelligence Tay from Microsoft developers had to stop its work. Bott learned about Adolf Hitler and accused the United States of 9/11 attacks. He also supported genocide and hated feminists. After that, Microsoft employees deleted almost all of Tay’s tweets and posted a farewell message.

He was given a lifetime...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125982
 26.03.2016
111: :( and :3
<picture of cat cats in a hug>
222 What a beautiful thing!! to
111: On the right is the karakal, and on the left I don’t know what the sadness is.
222: Karakala I learned, there is no sadness)))
by 111:
We jumped today.
The red carapace!
I found out,
Feeding the karaoke.

Karakal ate and slept.
He did not play with me.
Broke the couch and chair.
under which he sat.

After the fucking karma
He went into his steppe,
Gave me a farewell.
Under your pillow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125981
 26.03.2016
Where are you going without knowledge?

Artificial intelligence supports genocide – that’s logical! Developers should rejoice that the robot in the social networks is writing this, not a silent plan of total genocide is preparing.

AI named Taia infiltrated fascist moods from the people she communicated with. She can not determine what is good, and what is bad - what she was told, then she has taken it as the norm. Simply a poppy. So in a sense it was a reflection of all the trolls and fools who decided to shine with their "strength." Hi humanity!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №125980
 26.03.2016
And, by the way, in my childhood, as a fat girl, I was also well placed with two friends / girlfriends in both chulan and in the village sort. No, no foolishness - shining bushes in the dark, which need to be considered straight.

Miss Granger, who allowed you to cast Lumos in the magma?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125979
 26.03.2016
Spending time on a child is spending with him, playing, playing 2-3-4 hours. To carry him from the office to the office 3 times in 3 hours, spending on the transfer 10 minutes and all the rest of the time with him not to engage / not to play / not to see and to come up with an occupation - it is to fuck 2 hours 50 minutes.

Growing up a child is not just about reading a book on your head. This includes a lot of wasted time. But that’s exactly what it’s like to do with a child. Take to swim, wait for an hour and a half, then load it into the car - and in the music or chess, back, fed everyone - the day has passed. It’s hard for you, hard for the kids. A damn bunch of mothers work as a driver-guard-cooker for their children and do not chew. And the fathers do not, they are bored, "unproductive", they value their time. Such things.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125978
 26.03.2016
xxx: We have a guy at work with a pursuit "Purple fairy".
XXX: Just to be aware.
YYY: Now my imagination is drawing pictures of the circumstances under which he could have gotten that nickname.
XXX: That was what I was expecting.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №125977
 26.03.2016
Yes, she should have given easy choice of clothes, yes, such a beautiful face had to be cut off with a hairstyle (since she should not be a beauty), but in terms of the selection of the actress - you ate, gentlemen. Such an ideal dose of light foolishness in slightly open eyes you will not find anywhere else on this planet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125976
 26.03.2016
from the Adams family.
A much better love story than Twilight
Everything is a better love story than Twilight.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125975
 26.03.2016
Artificial intelligence supports genocide – that’s logical! Developers should rejoice that the robot in the social networks is writing this, not a silent plan of total genocide is preparing.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125974
 26.03.2016
Keep on girls, do not raise your children, it is so difficult, and the fact that your child behaves this way is not the shortcomings of education, but the manifestations of a small personality, he just creates a mental comfort, as used to, this is the main thing.

Why only girls?
I need to talk to mom and dad.
This is true sexism.
It appears in small things

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125973
 26.03.2016
How is life, people?
WOW: We have trouble, it is cold, the rain is small, I listen to the song of splin - there is no way out and I drink teraflya. Guess how life is.)
Like in Petersburg.
WOW: Complete immersion
xxxh: full immersion, this is if even the urine will smell like a puddle

[ + 29 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125972
 26.03.2016
So that

OP-PA

I can’t stop with all my desire!! Because it’s on the roads!! to
I don't want to live myself - okay, nobody cancelled natural selection, but the child is there?! to

And what hero do you drive at a speed at which you can’t stop? You have to slow down before the pedestrian crossings. Or are you not aware?

No hero he does not drive at a speed at which he cannot stop. There is always a brake path. And the smart, moms who every driver guaranteed that he will not violate the speed regime, go out on the road, out of the concrete block (I don't know if this is normal or not), or a car that should not be parked before the pedestrian crossing, without looking. That is, the wheelchair is already on the road, and Mom does not yet see what is happening on the road. I saw it in my life on the bus. The pedestrian is obliged to make sure that he is not in danger and only after that to cross. Or are we not aware?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №125971
 26.03.2016
Astrologers have announced a week of thick Hermione.

The witch has doubled.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №125970
 26.03.2016
1992: No one sacralizes the victim. Simply by accusing the victim of provoking the criminal, society justifies the criminal. When they say “she is guilty” they mean that the criminal is not guilty. And if it is the fault, it is not very well understood. It is always in connection. Society sympathizes with the criminal, and therefore seeks out what the victim is wrong with. She may really be wrong – in that she doesn’t take into account the number of fools on the streets, but ADEQUATE people first and foremost have the idea of how a lot of fools on the streets are foolish, and that something needs to be done about it. We have to fight the rapists. And in our society, the first thought is to fight the manifestations of the stupidity of the victims in transparent shirts. Violents are perceived as an inevitable evil, like bad weather. When you get under the car, the driver can really be not guilty of anything, or guilty of negligence, in inattention. Not always the driver shoots the pedestrian intentionally (more precisely - almost never). Violence is always conscious. Always you understand? And this is really a terrible trouble, and you minimize the importance of this trouble, bring it down to the level of ice on the roads.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №125969
 26.03.2016
We came to the country at six, my friends went to the bathroom, and three men mangal divorce, all the affairs, I hang around, help, and it is visible that my presence is very heavy. And it's true, vodka is in the house, but thus throwing a snack in the middle of the way with me is not a comilfo. Here is one:
- Oh, we need to cut the wood on the sticks, and the tail is in the house!
And all three synchronously collapse from the seat behind the tail.
I: guys, I’ll bring you now!
They are chorus:
Light, do not prevent us from carrying a tail!

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125968
 26.03.2016
I will go on to our colloquial: so, guys, remember - the status is won by labor and work, and not by a fox, a fashionable hairstyle, a stunt and a drink from a smoothie in a glass.

An old Scottish man complains to a close friend:

“I, John McMurray, built two good, strong bridges across the river. Whole
The village now walks on these bridges and rejoices. But nobody, nobody
Call me "John the Bridge Builder"!

I, John McMurray, when our village was attacked by the ugly at night.
The Englishman jumped out of the house and killed twelve enemies.
There are only two scratches. But nobody, nobody calls me "John
The Brave Warrior"

I, John McMurray, am a skilled carpenter. I had so many swords.
Our grandchildren will not lack them. But nobody, nobody
It is "John the Knight of Swords".

But I had to fuck a sheep once.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125967
 26.03.2016
From the life of a book store consultant.
A little about why I don’t like pets.
XHHH: So young and cute
And asked Oscar Wald's book "The White Claw Black Ear"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125966
 26.03.2016
In terms of potatoes, people are terrorists who take potatoes captive in order to get a ransom. But they are redeemed by even larger villiers – the damn sadists who torture potatoes, tear them off the skin, scratch their eyes, cut them into pieces and, in the end, just kill them in boiling water or oil, or in some other cruel way. Only a few of them are merciful, and buy out to free - to let go to the natural environment, where the potatoes can live and reproduce... But then the terrorists come again.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125965
 26.03.2016
Forget about:
You are throwing pearls in the wind.

As in a granite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125964
 26.03.2016
I go to bed, my husband hugs me before I go to bed. I started calling the cat.
X is kiss.
and not need.
X is kiss.
and not need.
X Why?
Tragically, we all dream!

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