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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140835
 26.04.2017
We have everything that is placed in public places to be anti-vandal, so as not to be broken and heavy, so as not to be shattered.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №140834
 26.04.2017
I'll get a little bit of a puppy in my hands.I'm going to get a lot of Satan at home in the face of a puppy?Hey, you pass by.The monster was picked up in the summer in the park and called Pidor himself(the female, but the name has already been fixed)Because of the existence in harsh and unfriendly conditions has acquired the skills of survival and level of aggression, which would envy Rambo.If you try to get closer to the puppy than at 1m,it will start to rock,breaking feathers,wishing to attack.If you don't have sufficient amount of prudence and decide to knock, you can find bitten to blood and robbed on a puppy.It's better to just throw food in a cage from a

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140833
 26.04.2017
<Triangle> The English-language announcement of stops in the subway has been resounded. The station "Spartak" is now announced as "This is Spartak"... Immediately there is a desire to help get out of the door.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140832
 26.04.2017
In summer, your feet are treated 10 times a day. And then share the impressions: have you seen what hobby has passed?

What is your hobby? Sitting a cross, drawing, or discussing other people’s feet?
This is like an anecdote:
When you are not there, people talk about you.
Tell them that when I am not there, they can even beat me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140831
 26.04.2017
From the specific women's publication VK:

She: Does it happen to you that a lesbian tusa ignores you and you are very sad? and :(
It is: Constantly

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140830
 26.04.2017
I read about one hostel:

One writes:
The data center is located in the building of the RYBZAVODA!!! Once you come to them, remember the smell of canned fish for a long time. It is untransmitted. And sits in a dust chamber 1 sleepy sisadmin at the "server". The company is full of crap.

He is answered:
Why did you write this? I spent 40 minutes smelling my websites hosted by #name#host! No one has ever smelled it, but you already smell it. You can link, I want to assess how strong the smell of fish is, and whether it will be possible to recommend this hosting to customers in the future, or the smell of everyone scares.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №140829
 26.04.2017
If you voluntarily decided to remove the garbage near the entrance of the highway, in which 250 apartments and neighbors know each other in the face, then the most likely phrase you will hear from the neighbors will be: "Dolban Uzbek, not a hero can work!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140828
 26.04.2017
From the Reviews:
A good movie, a drunken company. I watched drinking...

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