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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №127381
 26.04.2016
The heavenly creation, in a few tangible words, declared how it hated the alkasha, and for the next two minutes furiously pissed the shrouded body with a rainbow umbrella!! to
At the next stop, she drove him out of the bus with one pinch, after which, with full satisfaction, sat down and, not paying attention to the flattering eyes of all around, put on headphones, plunging into the nirvana.
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One thing I regret.
WOW :?
He didn’t marry her exactly the same way.

Shivachella, why did you give her a small piece of cloth? She has a member between her legs.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127380
 26.04.2016
>>>>
And China... China has so far fully preserved both Confucianism and Buddhism, and all the little things.

Only his economy has developed to unprecedented heights not thanks to religions (which, by the way, will be older than the Middle Eastern teachings). That was the meaning of the original postulate.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127379
 26.04.2016
The secretary served cookies, and when she handed over the slices, a little bit remained on her table. I smell them with my hand and speak without thinking.
At first I wanted to blow them, but I knew it would cover you.
Oh, it would be strange, you blew, and it covered me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №127378
 26.04.2016
Review of the film "Crew"
"Edrith your ethi... Soon and "White Sun" will be removed. Abducted pilot takes away Russian women cheated by the needle."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №127377
 26.04.2016
Well, that’s all this:

Guppy and bubbles, a song about hand washing, words:... So you don’t pull, hands wash and rub... I have it all.

Maybe there was a wash?

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127376
 26.04.2016
It turns out that atheism is a religion and paganism is a philosophy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №127375
 26.04.2016

One thing I regret.
WOW :?
He didn’t marry her exactly the same way.
............
To whom is this cushion?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127374
 26.04.2016
>>> as the experience shows people who do not want to "work for money",

What is this experience? Do you hire people and pay them money?
So, young man, there is a certain bar of labor profitability - if the monthly expenses of the employee to ensure survival (HCR-transport-food-health-shame cover) exceed the proposed salary, then what is the point in such work?
We leave the spending on self-development and full-fledged rest behind the sticks – in our country (Russia) it is already the middle class.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127373
 26.04.2016
The WTF? O_O

...to those who assure that the USSR without religion achieved everything (read how many communists sold gold and icons from churches in the twenties, and the money for industrialization was allowed, here the church helped a lot)))

Did you eat soap? Gold and religion. Although, without expecting it, they were partially right - thanks to the clergy's acquisition and worship of the fact of Mammon and the Golden Taurus, and not by righteous labor, and these wealths were accumulated and eventually returned to the legitimate owner - the people.
Proletarians of all countries, unite. and Amen.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №127372
 26.04.2016
Serena, what do you want in life?
I don’t want to do them and get a lot of money!
Okay, your first thing has already been done.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127371
 26.04.2016
The boss once again stressed on the "super-term-important-task", which, as always, turned out to be unnecessary at the end. I did not endure:
by Alexander Mikhailovich. When a man is sent to knock his ass in the jail, it has not gone anywhere! But when it turns out that this gap is above the waterline...

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