by 20.04.11
Hi to
Hi to
What are you doing?
I sit watching TV.
- understandable
from 21.04.11
Hi to
Hi to
What are you doing?
The cursor writes
- understandable
by 22.04.11
Hi to
Hi to
What are you doing?
I eat home from school.
- understandable
by 23.04.11
Hi to
Hi to
What are you doing?
I prepare dinner.
- understandable
How is it?
by Hero
Why Why?
Because I have to communicate with very predictable people every day.
- understandable

XXX: I take off the boat;)
A shuttle?Do you want to get in touch with Agatha? 😉

In the courtyard of May. there are shootings, eleven classmates shoot from the position of lying. Because of the high grass they are not visible.
Teacher of Military Training (UVP):
Could you cut the grass before shooting? The men do not see the target.
Colonel: Next time we cut it out. We’ll crack when the President and the Minister of Defense come.
PS: When are they coming?
Q: Usually at this time, every year.
UWP: They come every year, and you can’t get there?

10 reasons why it’s bad to watch a lot of porn:
1) You start to compare all the girls you know with the actresses and the comparison is not in their favor.
When meeting a girl, you think that now, according to the script, she should start to stick.
Slowly dress up.
You are very surprised when you see her breasts and realize that they are smaller.
2 of Arrows.
4) You are very surprised when instead of a deep mine you get: "You are mad - he is disgusting."
You are very surprised when, after the beginning, instead of long breathing, you hear phrases like
"Not there, the impasse", "You are already there? ", "Well and...? andquot;
6) You are very surprised when instead of shouting "Yes, YES, DAA" or "No, please don’t so loud", you get "Maybe faster? andquot;
7) You are very surprised when a girl does not agree to anal sex, but offers you to swing.
Put yourself in the ass and tell as impressions.
8) You are very surprised when instead of effectively swallowing sperm, or, in extreme cases,
To wander her on her body, the girl says, “You will slicing yourself afterwards.”
9) You are very surprised when a girl is negative about the offer to invite her girlfriend next time.
10) You are very surprised when the girl then wants continuations, such as theaters and restaurants.

and XXX:
TROLLEIBUS->AUTOBUS for TROLLEY xD

by admin:
I only ride on the roads. (more...)

How to attract a man, knowing who he is by the horoscope?

Aries – Deep decolte and mines.
Taurus - Deep decolte and mines.
Twins - Deep decolt and mines.
Cancer is a deep decolt and mines.
The Lion is a deep decolte and minette.
Virgo is a deep decolte and minette.
Weights - Deep decolte and mines.
Scorpio is a deep minette and decolte.
The shooter is a deep decoult and mines.
Capricorn is a deep decolte and mine.
Waterman - Deep decolte and mines.
Fish - Deep decolte and mines.

Where does the world go! I broke the channels.
by REN TV:
A Russian stripper broke into Google’s California office and tried to accuse them of sending her letters calling for suicide right into her brain!

O_O

I am a girl, my stomach is no more than a finger, so all the alcohol I drink is placed right into the brain.

There are two types of playing music (Cole and Gene), my friend suggested them the name of the group by analyzing their names: Gynecology

I did in the entrance passes a guy, and a neighbor passed by and wished a pleasant appetite! Shoot me please.
(in the KMP)

A friend lives in a dormitory. They have a fire alert system there - a loudspeaker in each room, sometimes report important announcements and check. He tells me today:
The masterpiece! I sit on the internet, and suddenly I hear an announcement from the dynamic alert: "Dear residents! Anyone who does not have an alert speaker, please contact the 3rd floor with a request to repair it!"
HH: And they really believe that someone will turn.

yyy: Wireless technology is the past.
XXX: O_o
yyy: after a couple of hundred years, wireless utyugs already existed and now they are not.

All the differences in mentality come from early childhood. Here are tales, for example. In Russia, about every layer, which did nothing, a stitch / scooter / unknown miracle came to them, and everything became fine as desired. And in Japan: a poor man lived, he decided to go to work as a carpenter, worked for 30 years and became a world famous master!

Then it was washed up by the tsunami.

We told the Emcees story of a man who sleeped his organs with complaints that he was irradiated by his neighbors from above. When they came to him, everything was as usual in such cases - paranoia, screened ceilings and walls.
They decided to go to the neighbors for order. Does he not bother them? The first thing they saw was six microwaves standing along the perimeter of the room (open door down). Neighbors explained that under them lives an alien, that no one believes in them and that the future of the entire Earth depends on how successful their fight with the alien will be.

Boy, I am in love.
and??? to
She brought me a salad to the compot.

> XXX: I have thought about it. Siddhartha will come to power. They will monitor the performance of the system.

And why do we, programmers, fucking write AI if the Sisadmins will come to power anyway??? and :(

Once upon a time there was an intuitive command line.

What do you think Gagarin thought when he saw the Earth in the Illuminator?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

amorphius: I'm so annoyed by some girls in my contact list, but out of politeness I can't freeze and have to maintain this unnecessary conversation
She: Well, tell them "sorry, I need to go away" and turn on the invisible mode ;)
Amphitheater: Hm...
Amorphius: Sorry, I have to go
She is : :(

I take a taxi in the back seat. There is another passenger ahead. In the magnetol plays the meaningless and merciless Russian chanson-blatnyak. After a few minutes of silence, he said:
Brother, can we put something less striking?