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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80772
 26.04.2013
Where did the cucumbers grow? The White Church?
YYYYY: Yes 20 km from the White Church
Tomatoes are there.
xxx: Today is the anniversary of the accident at the Chase.) I should have brought it from Gomel, and the radiation background is normal.
YYY: We have no background, the tomatoes can tell you.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80771
 26.04.2013
I thought, and 9 years of masking from the military commands can be equal to 1 year of service in the guerrilla troops?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №80770
 26.04.2013
In Kharkov to the May holidays destroyed a memorial sign to the banderists.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80769
 26.04.2013
The evolution of the monkey made man, the horse made transportation. Someone is lucky here.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №80768
 26.04.2013
xxx: as one client told me today on my "look at our website":
- Previously everyone sent on x@i, and now on the site...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80767
 26.04.2013
I HZ how to do it
On your hz, there is tz

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80766
 26.04.2013
I will not talk about us. I will tell about myself. Yes, I have become such a reference that I will not run out on the street when a couple of fools are craving one (but in school I went out). I will not go into a fight because tomorrow I will be taken to the point of reference, the nervousness in the family and the incitement will begin at work (the stock markets are not needed, they will be fired because they do not go into plans). I regret, there is a spiritual zeal to rush into the most unpleasant but... immediately social restriction works and how to live? Being a master is possible. But not in the city, just not working for someone, just not living with the same references.
And as soon as you start to breathe smoothly, courageous internal troops will take over your smoothness. Will they take away (or am I exaggerating?) This would not have happened if 10 people (and each of those 10 others) had been injured for me. In short, it really feels like a lamb in a bench where there are frames in which you are still needed. for now you can cut sheep (taxes) well and there as a meat mixer will order.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80765
 26.04.2013
I tell my acquaintance how mothers experience the meetings of their sons purely in male company. Then in the bathroom with Sergei, then with the pasha at Vitalik sleeps. It’s time to get married, and what? The Homicides?? to

xxx: imagine the girls' names: Vitalik - Violet, Lesha - Lena, Pasha - Polina, and ыhychychy, do not scare parents))))
Yyy: it's, of course, great)) but if anyone else learns about it, we'll NEVER be believed that we're not homics :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80764
 26.04.2013
From the Auto Forum:
where can I buy cheap alkanter leather for salon stretching?
YYY: cheap you can only buy a young dermantin skin!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80763
 26.04.2013
Friends: People generally love to be friends "against someone"
I: Against whom are you friends with us?
Against common sense...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80762
 26.04.2013
xxx: I mean that spelling on the Internet is your “dress” from the famous Russian proverb, and in order not to be sent immediately, you need to write right away or at least try to write well.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80761
 26.04.2013
Corporate sport is great! Playing the whole company of football, you can from the heart, a few times to fuck the director, as part of the game situation.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80760
 26.04.2013
ALA: I have why now associations - as in elementary school composition on the topic - "who you want to become"))
Anton: I was foolish when I wrote in such writings.
Anton: would have been older - would have written "dolbaebom"
Wasabi: This would be a piece of "who I became"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №80759
 26.04.2013
About the greedy babies and their tenants.

I am a beautiful, fun, smart girl. I don’t want to marry a guy who earns at least $500,000 a year. I want to earn it myself :)


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80758
 26.04.2013
Katherine: Hello

Andrei: Who are you?! to

I am your death.

I was waiting for you later...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80757
 26.04.2013
Inscription on the Decanate:
Every student who has received an unsatisfactory assessment can get a candy in the deanate as part of psychological unloading and adaptation to a stressful situation. Sweets are distributed. Dean of Educational Work.
I can’t help you any more, learn better.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80756
 26.04.2013
XXX: Let’s see what ARA will write. Do you have no acquaintances?
YYY: I am a sewing acquaintance
XX: Did you get upset too?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80755
 26.04.2013
X - O, Marina, look at your tease
So that’s me, Olla.
x - aa, then the breast cannot be seen)
Y - You let yours show you found here a chesty shoulder
X - I have breasts from God =)
Y is a fool, God has no breasts.
X – of course not. They are now with me!
Do you have hairy breasts? 0_o
X - No I barbed her :-P
Y - Tomorrow the pins will grow and you will be cuddly, better than your breasts!
x - I will use laser epilation
z – I understand who’s hurt, but why discuss the size of yours
milk iron in comments of my photo
The cats?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80754
 26.04.2013
In her case, when both of her hemispheres are working, they just rub each other in jeans.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80753
 26.04.2013
My ex-husband didn’t understand me when I sat with him in a cafe and kept silent.
J: Looking out the window.
I didn’t realize I was so relaxing, I drink champagne and I feel good.
M: It's not scary, people don't always have the same mood
J: Yes, and he just took me, what is it?
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