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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16770
 26.05.2009
I went out to the yard in the morning. I stand and smoke. Nearby neighboring boys ride in the sand, play some kind of "daughters-mother" thing. The girl asks the boy:
D: Let’s go here to really hide it...
M: What is it?
D: Well, we’ll hide it here... as if it were real... human graves...

I dropped a cigarette and, trying not to make abrupt movements (no much!He entered the house.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16769
 26.05.2009
I am a history teacher. The girl comes to take the exam (brunette, in the appearance of an adhesive). He said the questions well and without quarrels. The second question is about the reforms of Peter I. I ask, and why did Peter move the capital? The question caught the girl in a stupor, after which she gave out: "Well, the French captured Moscow and burned it, he decided to postpone it."
The first time he laughed, he didn’t even laugh, but ran over the man in his eyes and couldn’t do anything with himself.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16768
 26.05.2009
Ra: I started watching Angels and Demons, but when my aunt said she was specializing in quantum biophysics, he got scared, fell under the bed and cried for a long time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16767
 26.05.2009
> Shhas walked for a new feed, on the way back went to the "Buyer" - buy to chew to chew at work.
I put the feeder in the camera, the aunt asks – isn’t it a bomb? Type suspicious glandular with a bunch of wires)
I answer her honestly – it’s not a bomb, it’s a power unit.
> Yale kept to not add "for bombs" )

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16766
 26.05.2009
He is:
Tell me about your first time.
She :
I was stuck in the battery.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16765
 26.05.2009
XXX is
The fifth edition of the edition (
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What is that?
xxxx
You know, I’m a deer at a beer factory.
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Has he been signed forever?
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If it were. In fact, the first four for drunk and fired, but the latter is a complete fool (
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So what did he do?
xxxx
It is the fool who has entered the process-controlling trunk and changed one of the lines of production, for, in his words, “I like the dark more than I like it,” isn’t it a fool?

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