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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47981
 26.05.2011
I’m in the store, I choose. Saturday, the silence and grace. The idyllia is violated by a police force of seven or eight men under the leadership of a brave captain. The squad flies into the store and resolutely moves to the corner with pirate products. What a corner! The lawyers of Adobe and Micro-soft when they see these disks run out of poison and make many-kilometre appeals. Even more though! The goods, worth tens of thousands of dollars, a generous Russian soul estimated in some 150 rubles. The sellers pale, red, especially impressive eat not to faint. Someone is turning the phone. The captain takes a few discs from the stand, handed them to everyone in the squad and issued the immortal phrase: "For the last time I say to you, ballbets, the pirate discs look like this! Not to be embarrassed anymore. Everyone goes to the market. The squad leaves the store and departs towards the nearest market.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №47980
 26.05.2011
You were not robbed as a child?
YYY: Rapidly raised falls not counted!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47979
 26.05.2011
You think the work brings you.
I have a serious colleague, an engineer.
He put a photo of the manul on the desk, called him a buzzman, and the next day he talks to him.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47978
 26.05.2011
xxx> We're going to get this topic very quickly.
yyy> In time you recalled on the 143 page...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47977
 26.05.2011
My father works in one house. University of Fiji. Fake, and today I told you that their dean was commissioned from Min. Education to compile something like a reference on the topic "Why the country needs physics". This is the case at every school. What is Dolboebism?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47976
 26.05.2011
A friend participated in a zombie parade, painted specifically.
How do I look, beautiful?
I: you will see in a dream, your ass suck your blanket

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47975
 26.05.2011
Childhood cannot pass, it can only be hidden in one place.
by Yuji

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47974
 26.05.2011
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control has released one of the strangest instructions in the world – a memo “how to survive during the zombie apocalypse” O_o

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47973
 26.05.2011
MalyFFka: Vayan))) is coming, and go to the movie?))
AwakEmaN: Athyan, I am sad
Maleficent: What is it? = = (
AwakEmaN: all the cockroaches in the head died and the twists got straight...
AwakEmaN: Yesterday for two hours I comforted the girl who cried in my shoulder, that you see normal men around there, and to comfort her to no one, when you see her shit... And she is foolish of the fact that no one comforts her, because all the men are goats and they are not... and she cried so sincerely, with feelings. To me, my man!! to
AwakEmaN: well, I’m not going to let you get closer and closer, a couple more such sessions, and a room with soft walls is guaranteed to me =(

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