mechanical animals (08:35:50 26/05/2010)
Here I sit and think... that MS SQL would be more correct to call BDSM. A database created by Microsoft.

Today I was driving after the rain and specifically from the legs to the head poured water out of a man's pebble on the side, as he did not try to turn away. Forgive me, I didn’t want an honest word. People, bring it, the conscience is still tormenting. Goga, the city of Vologda, blue nine.

xxx: Customers are not entitled to insert flashes themselves
xxx: Every day beautiful girls come to me with a flash in their hands and say "Open me, please"
xxx: I am doing my job

M: Listen, and the wife only begins to shave after the wedding?
Oh, and not immediately.
Q: Do you pick up the pile first?

Ben is crying.
Ben: Doing something while asleep is like being drunk.
Ben: I bought a Kaspersky license for a year last night. >__<

<Adamant> Bоnpoos #32: female jewelry (6 letters)
<Style > Ring
<the_beast> breastfeeding

The Prehistory:
In our city there are 2 machine-building universities - on the street Buddenno and on the street Frunze.
History of:
I: Ol, where are you studying?
In Masha
At the awakening?
No to the engineer.

You understand how old you are when your kids say hello to you in the elevator.

- Just our general jumped out of his office with a cry of "Porošenok wants home"...
40 years of man

Letter from the accountant to the admin:
Hi, dear Alexander (sorry, I don’t know how you are on your father’s behalf)!
Let me address you with a request!? to
Dear Olga Viktorovna requires from me (strangely, why from me) photos taken by you on the third day. I can’t know what to answer each of her questions about when, after all, these photos will be on her hands (well or on the screen of the monitor, which, in principle, is equivalent).
In general, the essence of my request is to send these photographs to me by mail, which is commonly referred to as “soap.”
I hope you understand my request and fulfill it.

With respect,
by Marina Ivanovna!

P.S You promised to take my demonic machine for diagnosis to the master, but at the appointed hour I did not observe you under my car, which caused me to feel upset. I hope for a closer and more fruitful cooperation :)

I was a Half-Life nuclear physicist.

I am the accountant of the light.
YYY: I am the Dark Inspector >8P

"Crazy"
A cobra rolled behind the glass.
See also
Dumb and bad.
It is seen at first glance:
A little brain.
A lot of poison.
(Boris the West)

Do you remember any of the girls? :)

She says: I am smart! I can prove! Do you want to talk about a big Android collar?
He: Clearly...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I am today: I wrote an article, went to work, gathered the bed, smooked my pants, went to the gardens, dressed twice.
I am the hero of the day.

WOW :
Judging by the skin of the pants, his wife left.

The shirt is new, stylish, dressed.
I, smoking, yes, I have a weight.

I am dressing!! to

Russia responded to U.S. missile deployment in Poland with flooding
222: The crew of the flood announced thanks)))

The cleaner burned yesterday.
He approaches the people in a cigarette and innocently asks:
People, who knows how to use a computer?
Naturally, many according to the chewing heads.
-Then, grit, sit down for them, go out to the internet and look for, shit, a site where they learn to use the sorting!

and Irina:
That’s why I can’t normally answer the question: What do you want as a gift? It is :'(

The Son :
And no one can

The Son :
You will think so, and I don’t think Nihua should.

The Son :
And they will give you this "nihua"

The Son :
The paradox.

I am the second socks. I am here. I miss it. Find me now.